I was at the Boston show a few weeks ago. My camera died so I "borrowed" these Wiley Hodgedon masterpieces from the Black Box to create this layout of photos. (Wiley, I hope that's OK with you)

The show rocked, and Dave was hilarious. I tried to capture the best lines below. If I missed any gems, leave them in the comments. Or feel free to move the photos around. (Click on the 'variations' link above)

All photos by Wiley Hodgedon

Dave: Pat, you're wearing flip flops? What do you think this is a Widespread Panic show?...

(pause)

...You don't know who Widespread Panic is, do you?

Dave: You know it's nice to have an audience that isn't trying to beat the shit out of each other for an hour and a half

(piano solo that goes on)

Dave: We need to get you a bigger keyboard. With more notes you could solo for like half an hour

Dave: You know after Scream broke up I was in LA. I had no money and I was laying fucking tile. You know how much laying tile fucking sucks.

Concerned Audience Member: Awww. (plaintively)

Dave: Don't worry honey. It all worked out.

Dave: Taylor is the greatest drummer ever. He also just happens to be the greatest singer EVER.

Taylor: Yeah. After this show, I'm performing in an opera.

Audience: *unintelligible screaming*

Dave: See most people don't get this. You can hear me but I can't understand a fucking word that you're saying. You all sound like Charlie Brown's parents