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It’s such a simple yet complex test, developed by the famous, eminent, renowned and prestigious Eduardo Affonso Institute for Mental Disorders, in cooperation with the Betty Ford Center and the Michael Douglas Addiction Research Foundation.

 

Stop tabbloing for a few minutes (no, you won’t feel abstinence syndrome) and verify what your level of tabbloaddiction is:

1.      When you meet a gorgeous girl / handsome guy, you think:

a) Wow! Wish I had her/his cellphone, so I could invite her/him for a terrific dinner!

b) Wow! Wish I had the courage to say how hot she/he is, so I could take her/him home for a terrific night!

b) Wow! Wish I had a cam so I could take some pics and make a terrific tabblo!

 

2.      When people leave comments on your tabblos, you…

a) Read them, smile and ignore them

b) Read them, laugh and answer all with a single “thanx everybody”.

c) Read them, laugh out loud and answer each one, one by one.

 

3.      How long can you survive without checking your “view log”?

a) One day

b) One hour

c) One minute

 

4.      How many times have you used the adjectives “awesome”, “nice”, great”, “wonderful” and “terrific” lately?

a) Once or twice

b) Ten times

b) A hundred times, at least

 

5.      Which one of these words describes you better?

a) Tabblophilian

b) Tabblomaniac

c) Tabbloholic

 

6.      You usually tabblo

a) After work, just to relax

b) Before work, to warm up

c) Any day, any time, any hour

 

7.      How many times you have read your testimonials?

a) Only one hundred times.

b) About one thousand times

c) Uncountable times (ok, I confess: 6.473 times until now)

 

8.      You feel you are completely naked when…

a) You are not wearing pants / skirt

b) You are not wearing underwear

c) You are not with your cam

 

9.      You feel you’re a perfect loser when…

a) You are fired, have 4 flat tires on your way back home and then find a message signed by your  wife/husband telling you that she/he wants to divorce you because she/he has fallen in love with a transvestite.

b) You have received no mail today, not even spam.

c) Less than 100 people visit your tabblos

 

10.  Which one do you do more often: sex or tabblo?

a) Sex, of course! I make tabblos only once a day…

b) Well, my sexual life got an upgrade since I promised my wife/husband to have sex every time I make a tabblo.

c) Hmmm… don’t know… but please refresh my mind: what does sex look like?

Rate:

For each letter “a” – 0 point

For each letter “b” – 5 points

For each letter “c” – 10 points

 

 

Results:

0 points

-You are a liar. Do the test again, and tell the truth!

 

5 to 25 points – Level PMP (Pammelisapaula).

–  There’s a thin line between sanity and tabbloing. Just take care.

 

30 to 50 points – Level SNM (Setunancymonica)

– You can still be saved. Go to the nearest  T.A. (Tabbloholics Anonymous)  and join it right now

 

 

55 to 70 points – Level WJMATC (Woodyjillmicheleaketavarchingyo)

- It’s gonna be hard to leave the addiction, baby. You must be strong. Don’t loose your faith.

 

 

75 to 100 points – Level KDJ (Kellydeejason)

– There’s no hope for you. Not in the present incarnation.

Credits:

 

Text by Eduardo Affonso

 

Photos stolen from the internet

 

Art ("Tabbloaddicted") by Sydney Michelette

 

Grammatical revision by Dee
COMMENTS
JeroldsSis said at 6:34 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Oh boy. I got a hundred on this quizz. I think we need to start a 12 step group!
DEE-Trow said at 6:45 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Oh my gosh Eduardo this is awesome, nice great, wonderful and terrific!!!! It's also funny, amazing, imaginative, unusual and so on and so on and so on! As I was reading the test, I already knew the answer for me but then I saw Level KDJ. Hilarious!!! How did you ever come up with all of this? Did Sydney help you? I love the logo. It's all fantastic!!! I love this!!!!
Mashpee_Paula said at 6:46 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Eduardo, you are too funny!! This is "awesome." Oops, isn't that one of the words in the test! I LOVE this!! Very funny ..very clever! I keep reading it and laugh!
Caitbrowne said at 6:49 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Great job! I definitely see everything in terms of tabbloicity.
Yez said at 6:51 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
I feel fully exposed here! :) Great work Eduardo!!
Whya said at 7:27 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
hahaha.. this is too funny :P
Liliana said at 7:32 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
¡¡¡¡Ja,ja,ja!!!!! Cereativísimo(s) como siempre... ¿Qué estás esperando para volver a la sociedad (Sólido, no sciedad virtual ni sociedad real de gente)...? Besos.
Noe said at 7:34 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Ok... I am, so? =) Very nice Eduardo!
Chiloedream said at 7:34 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Very very funny, bravo Eduardo. Amitiés. Thierry.
Liliana said at 7:38 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Che, te olvidaste entre las opciones aquellos que te escriben un mail para ampliar la respuesta (¡¡¡¡no es crítica, me encanta!!!!).
DVP said at 7:42 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
“awesome”, “nice”, great”, “wonderful” and “terrific”
DEE-Trow said at 7:42 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Eduardo, I had to show this to my husband. He thought it was so funny. That's because it is!!!!
EMA said at 7:51 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Hi Eduardo! Você nos apanhou a todos! Great, great, great and very funny!
Mthorne said at 8:01 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
This is laugh out loud funny. I scored an even 100 points. i'm sick i know.
Sheila said at 8:43 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
hilarious!!! laugh-til-you-drop-tabblo! you are a genius eduardo! :)
Nmat said at 8:46 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
I notice that everyone thinks it is funny (it is!) but no one has told you his or her score! I'm not telling you mine either ;-) Whoops, I just saw that Melisa did score an even 100, good job!!!
Engelgrafik said at 9:24 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
QUIT YOUR YAPPING AND MAKE MORE FREAKIN' TABBLOS!
ElZorroTOX said at 9:37 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
My friend I think it is time you leave the house without the camera. The withdrawal symptoms will not last too long, and the "shakes" are actually good for you. ;-)
Jillcdunn said at 9:45 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
This is so funny! Even my husband agrees it is awesome! I had a really good laugh and to think that I actually help define a level of tabblo addiction. Ah well, I really don't know why I'm surprised at all. This one goes into my favorites right away! Very well done!! :)
Mjpileggi said at 10:23 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Yup, I got a 100 too! This was “awesome”, “nice”, great”, “wonderful” and “terrific” AND "FUNNY."
Rain said at 10:24 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soooooooooooooooo funny!!
Candice said at 10:45 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
This is WAY too funny!!!! LOL
Chingyo said at 10:55 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
This had better make featured tabblo!
Antonio said at 11:40 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Eduardo, this one had me laughing for a while. Well done.
Hilah said at 11:52 p.m. on Nov 6, 2006:
Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Jasontengco said at 1:10 a.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
very very very very nice! funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!! :)
NavyMom said at 1:43 a.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
here i am checking on the tabblos at 11:42 p.m. after getting home for the evening. yes i'm addicted.
Akeke said at 1:46 a.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
nice”, great”, “wonderful” and “terrific”!
Eduardo.affonso said at 5:32 a.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
Thanks for your always kind comments, folks! I won't answer the comments one by one because I don't want to score 200. I hope you've enjoyed doing the test as much as I did creating it. Sorry for the mistakes (hope some of you will drop me a message with the corrections!) and, following Dee's suggestion, I'll probably make an event from this tabblo, so you can share your "addiction pics". Can already hear "hi, my name is X" and then the whole group answers at the same time "hi, X!"...
DEE-Trow said at 9:02 a.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
Eduardo, I can't get enough of this Tabblo. It is just so funny!! I'm going to send you an email right now with some grammatical corrections per your request. There really aren't too many. You did a great job!
Eduardo.affonso said at 9:16 a.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
I'm anxious to receive your mail, DEE. I'm afraid people are laughing at my mistakes, not at my jokes!!
Banafsheh said at 9:16 a.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
lololol....
TavarES said at 10:49 a.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
Eduardo: Quando vi este tabblo fiquei pasmado. Acho a ideia espectacular pela imaginação, o trabalho, o conteúdo, e principalmente pelo alerta para a doença que o pessoal pode apanhar por andar por este site. Acho-o bom, mas, acho que já deve haver pessoas "hospitalizadas" nele.
pam.keener@***.com said at 11:28 a.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
Eduardo, I see that I have done a good job in covering up my addiction as you have categorized me in the PMP level. (thank you, by the way, for honoring me). Who, me, addicted? Nah, I just Tabblo for medicinal purposes and sometimes to help me sleep at night, and, Oh yeah, it helps to calm my nerves....I guess, I am what you would call a "Social Tabbloer".
Setu said at 12:57 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
I'm speechless !... everything else is said above.
DEE-Trow said at 1:45 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
Yea a Featured Tabblo!!!! It deserves an award!
ChrisN said at 2:23 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
My name is ChrisN and I'm a Tabbloholic
Eduardo.affonso said at 3:14 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
Speachless, SETU?? Oh my, this is one of the most eloquent symptoms of addiction!
Eduardo.affonso said at 3:20 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
Featured, DEE? Oh, yessssssssssssssssssssssssss! (You know you're irremediably addicted when being featured adds more serotonin to your brain than all available chocolate would ever do).
Eduardo.affonso said at 3:20 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
Welcome to the team, CHRIS!
Scharn said at 5:09 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
Eduardao, I must confess I too am addicted!
Eduardo.affonso said at 6:39 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
We are all addicted, SCHARN, in a way or another... :)
Lieselp said at 9:33 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
THAT IS AWESOME!!! At least I can pass off my addiction as "work."
Anjad said at 9:34 a.m. on Nov 8, 2006:
Eduardo, this is FANTASTIC! And ....yes, I am addicted too. And I'm NOT going to seek help for it. I like it this way :)
Gns1951 said at 1:11 p.m. on Nov 8, 2006:
TABBLO OF THE YEAR!!!!! VERY FUNNY...ALSO VERY TRUE
Eduardo.affonso said at 3:21 p.m. on Nov 8, 2006:
Thanks, LIESEL, ANJAD & GNS. Some kinds of addictions are not bad at all, don't you agree? Well, my next goal is to make the Tabblo of the Century... :)
Bxrgirl27 said at 8:16 p.m. on Nov 8, 2006:
clever, true, and funny!
Siagian said at 10:44 p.m. on Nov 8, 2006:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Eduardo, you have captured the perfect spirit of tabblo here! LOL! good to see im not a complete tabblo junkie YET!!! hehheheeh ...WE HAVE TO START A "TA" (Tabbloholic's Anonymous) soon if somebody has not started one already.
Siagian said at 10:57 p.m. on Nov 8, 2006:
i had to take a second look...LOL!
Janer said at 12:09 a.m. on Nov 9, 2006:
Bwahaha, pretty clever! You forced me out of my lurk mode. It's a pity i'm not yet a certified tabblo addict, blame my unreliable internet connection. Argghhhh, I'm missing the fun!
Eduardo.affonso said at 4:14 p.m. on Nov 9, 2006:
Thanks, LAURA & WOODY. Feel free to add some questions to the test...
Eduardo.affonso said at 4:15 p.m. on Nov 9, 2006:
Missin' the fun, JANE-SAN? This is the place!
Cougar79go said at 10:16 a.m. on Nov 13, 2006:
This is hysterical . You are great, Wonderful , funny funny guy and way to much time on your hands LOL . How I know well i'm here checking for new Tabblos. Very funny stuff.
Eduardo.affonso said at 11:05 a.m. on Nov 13, 2006:
Thanks, SHIRLEY. I never thought I would ever take "hysterical" as a compliment, but... I do.
Akeke said at 3:14 a.m. on Nov 18, 2006:
Doing the test a second and third time! Only scoring more points! :-))
Toni4ball said at 11:06 a.m. on Nov 21, 2006:
Not funny... I clicked "may offend".

(Just kidding...I was addicted to MySpace, now I see a new addiction forming...) Nicely done.
Eduardo.affonso said at 11:50 a.m. on Nov 21, 2006:
I was addicted to Phlog, TONI. I'm now doing my best not to be addicted to Tabblo, but... I'm not sure I'll succeed.
Eduardo.affonso said at 6:05 p.m. on Nov 21, 2006:
I'll have do create a new category for those who became test addicted too, AKE...
Hollyridger said at 12:41 p.m. on Dec 20, 2006:
I am only giving myself a score of 99 because somehow or other I missed this tabblo until today. Anyway, what a laugh and so horribly true! Now I can take the opportunity to wish everone a Merry Christmas!
Chetty said at 1:37 p.m. on Jan 2, 2007:
I think I have to see my shrink. Very good and funny tabblo.
Eduardo.affonso said at 9:56 a.m. on Jan 3, 2007:
Thanks, HOLLY! Wish you a very happy (and funny) New Year! I'm sure you can get a better score...
Eduardo.affonso said at 10:10 a.m. on Jan 3, 2007:
HETTY: Thanks. Hope you have enjoyed answering the test as much as I did creating it.
Pkeener said at 3:52 p.m. on Jan 23, 2007:
I have viewd this a bunch but I never left a comment? It is Hilarious! I think you already know my score!
Eduardo.affonso said at 4:22 p.m. on Jan 23, 2007:
PAM: Hmmmmm, let me guess... something between 150 and 1500, probably...
Leftofcenter said at 11:59 a.m. on Mar 3, 2007:
OMG this is SOOOO funny!!! Pam just forwarded it to me, ok I'M ADDICTED it's official then,
awesome, cool, nice etc!!!!! lol TKS EDUARDO (you'll probably still get this comment since you must be keeping track of all the comments on all your tabblos all the time right???? that's how I noticed YOU didn't leave any on some of MY tabblos!!!!!! LOL LOL) Annelies
Eduardo.affonso said at 10:24 p.m. on Mar 16, 2007:
Thanks for your addiction, I mean, for your visit, TAMMY & ANNELIES... :-) Sorry for not having time to visit all your tabblos (my addiction keeps me quite busy, you know...).
Vfnaomi said at 7:12 p.m. on May 19, 2007:
so cool should i say awesome yikes....
Sheila said at 4:03 p.m. on Jun 17, 2007:
need to take another look and took the test again... still the same score.... sigh... :)
Zero42 said at 6:46 p.m. on Jun 25, 2007:
great work!
Marranei said at 11:33 a.m. on Aug 2, 2007:
MUITO BOM! A favorite for sure! And I loved the last picture!
Ebucar said at 10:30 p.m. on Aug 28, 2007:
Este deve ser um dos campeões! Excelente! Eu certamente fiz o 100 pontos. Oh, no?!
Tishfish said at 7:09 p.m. on Oct 18, 2007:
Thank you Eduardo, I needed a laugh today. Looks like you made a lot of people laugh.
Pkeener said at 10:40 p.m. on Oct 18, 2007:
Great idea, Edu! Posting again. And yes..I am still addicted.
Gretel said at 12:40 p.m. on Oct 19, 2007:
Me 2, LOL LOL LOL
Keeli said at 2:09 p.m. on Oct 23, 2007:
I can't score 100....I have no testimonials..:(
Eduardo.affonso said at 2:49 p.m. on Oct 23, 2007:
It doesn't matter, KEELI: you'd certainly score 100 if you had any testimonial!

MARRANEI & ELIANE: Bom que vocês se divertiram com essa "palhaçada".

TISH: I'm glad I could make some people laugh. Laughing at ourselves is always a good therapy.

Still addicted, PAM & GRETEL? What a surprise...

NAOMI, SHEILA & ZERO: Thanks for your visit. Sorry for being so belated (I haven't visited this old tabblo for a long time).
AliDar said at 5:37 p.m. on Oct 27, 2007:
Well there's a bit of hope for me then. <grin> ... oh but wait, I think a tabblo notification just popped into my email! <grin>
Snooway said at 7:14 p.m. on Dec 11, 2007:
I just came across this today--SO FUNNY:) I'm definitely joining TA.
Sirnicolay said at 8:07 p.m. on May 6, 2008:
OMG!!! This is fricking hilarious!!!!! I can totally relate to Tabbloholicism hahahahha!
Robya said at 10:30 p.m. on Feb 11, 2009:
Very Funny Eduardo, I have missed many tabblos I have not seen yet. Thanks, Robbi
Mariusblack said at 9:51 a.m. on Feb 16, 2009:
hahaha! so hilarious, edu! ok, i may be the last one to comment here, but i'll still comment, nevertheless. =) you made this waaaay before i was a tabbloer. ok, so i am a tabblo addict. but i guess nobody here can fault me. hahaha! way cool and nice tabblo! =)
Chilla said at 7:10 a.m. on Mar 12, 2009:
Very, very funny!!!!! Not much help for me!!
Eduardo.affonso said at 9:37 a.m. on Mar 13, 2009:
CELIA: Photography is addicting, but tabbloing makes it even worse.

MARIUS, ROBBI, JAMES, SUE, DAR: We all should go to a "rehab", don't you think so? :-)
Tishfish said at 8:05 a.m. on Jul 22, 2009:
Huh, afraid to comment.
Eduardo.affonso said at 6:50 p.m. on Jul 22, 2009:
DOREEN: I am afraid you have reached the top of this ranking... :-)
Chaitiamma said at 11:21 a.m. on Jul 23, 2009:
Hahaha..........guilty as charged to all the above !!!
Eduardo.affonso said at 7:40 p.m. on Jul 24, 2009:
Don't feel guilty, DAVID. Just relax and... enjoy!
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