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Isnt advertising da soul of da business?

Well, my frens, fans, sistahs, brodahs, lovers (LOL LOL LOL) and silent guests: I did my best 2 keep my tabblows free.

 

But being a selebrity, with an insatiabel little child, a Mom who knows more rehabs dan Amy Winehouse, a Granny who spends hours on da phone teachin Sue Johanson, a pig, a dog, two cats, one ex-boyfren and lots of illegal activities, I do need  extra money.

 

So I decided to sell advertisement space. Yes, my Tabblows will B sponsored from now on. I will B back soon with new inter views, fylosofy, sentimental counceling etc.

 

Mean while...  

2 add your ad, just send me some money.

Euros, afghanis, rubles, quetzals, dinars and sheqels accepted.

No Canuck Dollars, pleez.
COMMENTS
Bxrgirl27 said at 8:09 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
LOL! Looks like you've got some first rate backers here Gretel!
Liliana said at 8:16 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
You are glad, Gretel, maybe Fidel doesn´t read your Tabblo... ;)
Abking said at 8:23 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
First tabblo sells out to HP, now you are up for grabs. When you climb your way to the top, don't forget your fans, down here.
Gretel said at 8:52 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
LAURA, my goal is 2 have Coca Cola, Micro Soft, Apple and Enron as my sponsors. Menwhile, I'm doing well with Granny, Castro and Obama. LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:53 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
Lilly Anna, Fidel will never read my tabblo: internet is still illegal in Cuba! LOL
Domieb2 said at 8:55 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
LOLOLOL!
Gretel said at 8:55 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
Allan B.B.King, HP buys Tabblo: US$ 1,000,000. Fidel Castro announces his cigars on my humble tabblow: US$ 0.25. Having fans like U: it's priceless! LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:56 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
Domi Nick, LOL LOL LOL 2 U, 2. LOL LOL LOL
JuDeck said at 9:35 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
i'll buy two of each of the first three ads right now!....dont really need a vacation or an infailable anything...good idea gretel...leave it to you to think of this transformation tabblo first
Leftofcenter said at 11:22 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
I'm going to hit you over da head with my canuck hockey stick you lil PEST!!!!
Pkeener said at 11:25 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
Gretel, as your personal manager and big sister, i think this is a FANFREAKINGTASTIC idea! You will be bigger than google. wow. the possibilities are endless. By the way, please put aside some of those cigars from cuba for me and my frens. oh, and a bottle of Absinthe would be nice. bring your self and your little red beret over and we can draw up some contracts for Steve Jobs to sign, and then, who knows? the world is our oyster! (Rolex, that is!) AWESOME TABBLOW JOB!!
Leftofcenter said at 11:28 p.m. on Feb 21, 2008:
FANFREAKINGTASTIC and no typos Keener?????
Swedfinn said at 12:46 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
Good idea to be sponsored!! Thanks all sponsors,lovers and silent admirers for making this tabblo to see the daylight. Now You can rush along like elephant in a porcelinne shop in tabblo world!!!
Shenresi said at 1:56 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
Lol Gretel, really good idea, but I`m still wondering from where u took all that funny stuff for ur great tabblos !!!
Gretel said at 6:36 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
Sorry, Jude, I dont sell these things, I just ad vertise 'em. But Castro sent my Grrany a box of "pure Cubans" in 1959, with an enigmatic dedicashun ("To Señora Miller, who made up my mind during those crazy nights in Sierra Maestra") and I haven't smoken all of them yet. I'll put aside some of them 4 you, don worry.
Gretel said at 6:37 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
I announce only legal stuff, Letofie. No Canuck hockey sticks allowed here. LOL LOL
Gretel said at 6:41 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
FANFREAKINGTASTIC and no typos, Pammie????? LOL LOL LOL I know U have good contacts with da Jersy Mafia, so maybe we can advertise their pizzas and casinos. There's much more money involved in their business dan in Jobs' company. LOL
Gretel said at 6:43 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
"Like an elephant in a porcelinne shop"?? Dat's me!!!!! LOL LOL U R all ways so swed, Sweet Finn!!
Gretel said at 6:44 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
It's a private secret, Angela! LOL LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 8:55 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
Hey Swedfinn! nice to see your face. OK Gretel, I will work on Steve Jobs, dont worry about that one. And i am having a sit down with da Joisey thugs at the restuarant tonite. I will make them an offer they cant refuse. over some nice linguine and a bottle of chianti. Didnt Granny have a sordid affair with Don Corleone right after her fling with Fidel? Thank god she never met Che!!
Gretel said at 9:27 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
Pammie, haven't I told U about that terribel fight involving Don Corleone and Che, during a "menage à trois" with my Granny??
JuDeck said at 10:55 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
Hey..whats this about the Joisey thugs?
Pkeener said at 11:56 a.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
NO WAY!! I will not have my illusions of Che ruined by your overactive hormonal imaginaSHUN! Yeah, Jude, listen up. we are having a SIT DOWN tonite. just because you got TOD, dont think you are excused.
AliDar said at 7:17 p.m. on Feb 22, 2008:
Always thought those squirrels looked high! :) What's a sit down?
Pkeener said at 11:16 a.m. on Feb 23, 2008:
dar, a Sit Down is when the "family" get togeddah and discusses important matters over a nice italian meal.
Krisu said at 12:05 p.m. on Feb 24, 2008:
Hahhahahahaa! I'm sure you'll have coca cola and apple and who ever you want as your sponsor in no time!! LOL
Jamesbrian200257 said at 3:43 p.m. on Feb 24, 2008:
You are a funny girl!!!
Swedfinn said at 11:11 a.m. on Feb 25, 2008:
Miss Miller U are as incredible as your singing mother!!!!!
Gretel said at 11:22 a.m. on Feb 25, 2008:
Yes, James, I'm da funniest gal EVER! LOL LOL
Gretel said at 11:27 a.m. on Feb 25, 2008:
Krisu, I'll have also Nokia, Stora Enso, Neste Oil, UPM-Kymmene, Metsäliitto, Kesko, Sampo, Outokumpu, Tamro & Metso!! LOL
Gretel said at 11:28 a.m. on Feb 25, 2008:
Sweaty Fiin, my goal is 2 B more incredibel than my crazy Granny!
Gretel said at 11:28 a.m. on Feb 25, 2008:
Dar Ling, all da squirrels who live around our trailer R all ways high! Don ask me why!! LOL LOL
Gretel said at 11:29 a.m. on Feb 25, 2008:
So, Pammie, how was your sit down with da Joisey thugs? Dig U survive?? LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 12:47 p.m. on Feb 25, 2008:
Gretel, your name was brought up several times. take this on advisement.
Debdog said at 12:00 a.m. on Mar 3, 2008:
LOL ! :)
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