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I wanna get marryed!!

Me & Sweet Finn, wot a lovely pair!! LOL

 

I'm 9teen

and still extra-virgin.

 

 

My hormones R burnin,

    boilin,

        shakin,

            explodin!

I've got a career!

 

     I've got money (13 bucks & 27 cents)

 

          I've got a lovely dysfuncshunal family

 

               I've got an exotic baby

 

                    Now I need a Hubby!!!

Cymon Ninja is not so old, but his cute.

His not so rich, but his clever.

 

On da oddar hand, we have a big geographic problem: he lives in Australia, in da oddar side of da world.

 

Just like Granny, his sleepin when I'm awake and his awake when I'm asleep.

 

And his also upside down all da time!!!

No way, babe...

 

I've just met anoddar suitabel suitor:

he's name is Andre and his from Rushia. 

He has a great sence of humor, all my sistahs luv him.

 

But I'm not shure it would B a big deal 2 leave my trailer in Arkansas and move 2 he's apartment 2 live with him and he's Mom, Grandma, Great-grandma, Great-great-grandma, Great-great-grandgrandma etc, and also with Boris,

his Siberian bear.

 

B-sides all, I prefer tequila over vodka... LOL LOL LOL

But Thierrydream travels 2 mutch, and I prefer 2 stay on my sofa, watchin "Ultimate Fite" and "Young & Rest Less", drinkin Cherry Coke and eating french fries.

U la la!!! LOL LOL

... But he lives in Finnland, whichs supposed 2 B a very cold place.

If I move 2 Finnland,

I will freeze.

If he moves to Arkansas,

he will melt.

 

As my Granny once wrote, "da course of true luv never did run smoof. Luvs a devil. Deres no evil angel butt LUV..."

 

Shut up,

u little pest!!

COMMENTS
Gretel said at 11:11 p.m. on Mar 13, 2008:
Well, thanx 4 your kind & silent visit, Linda Soprano, Tovarish Andre, E-bus-car, Charles Pop, Port Folio, Pammie, Letofie, James Brian, Mecapa Juice... I'm shure U were so touched, so disturbed after reading my problems, U just couldnt write a singel word... LOL LOL LOL
JuDeck said at 11:24 p.m. on Mar 13, 2008:
Gee Gret, all the analyzing that you're going through and all the brain power it takes....you must be tired! You might want to look at this dilemma from another angle, cucumbers are always in season.
Andre. said at 11:28 p.m. on Mar 13, 2008:
Dis is kywl.I vil sink about dis prapozal very xard.Lafing my azz of.
Gretel said at 11:31 p.m. on Mar 13, 2008:
Thanx 4 deez tip, Jude! My Granny all ways says "cucumbers R girl's best frens" - then I ate them!! I was 2 naïve 2 under stand wot she meant... LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 11:39 p.m. on Mar 13, 2008:
I was just trying to catch my breath after laughing my a@s off, as Andre your russian suitor so eloquently put it...ENAFF about cucumbers, you two!! Sheesh!
Gretel said at 11:39 p.m. on Mar 13, 2008:
Oh, Andre, I'm sooooo glad U R considerin my prapozal (LOL LOL). Tell Babushka I'm da daughter-in-LOL she has been dreamin of. And I am shure Boris and Wilbur will become good frens! LOL LOL LOL Пожалуйста, подождите меня!!! LOL LOL LOL
Leftofcenter said at 11:48 p.m. on Mar 13, 2008:
I say ANTONIO: you'll to have to babel fish your way to the cucumber- it's cute in the beginning but it'll gets tiring in the long run. And if you become first lady of tabblow, you can decide who gets TOD (letofie!) who gets to be #1, 2 and 3 in community (letofie letofie and letofie) and we can all
LAFF OUR AZZES OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hey Andre!!)
Pkeener said at 11:51 p.m. on Mar 13, 2008:
Gretel..I love your piggy bank. ANDRE!! Are you out of your mind??
Tunderke said at 11:56 p.m. on Mar 13, 2008:
Makes me to feel great to know they have bigger nuts than me. Very funny. My favorite the sweet finn. I allways love the barbie bike with old man jumping on it.
Swedfinn said at 12:05 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
a swedish solution would be " en man i byrån"= a man in a bureau. We are proud here to be ranked in your chart : ) anyway! lol_
Pkeener said at 12:08 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Gretel, a sisterly word of advice..CHANGE YOUR AVATAR! it is not pretty or sexy.
Andre. said at 12:11 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
""Pkeener ANDRE!! Are you out of your mind??""

Pam, it’s strange you haven’t noticed so far.2-far Thursday...
Andre. said at 12:13 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Gretel , my as of today lafing stil match.
Andre. said at 12:16 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Hi Leftie. Babafish is burning to hell. Should go offline any minute now...
Pkeener said at 12:25 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Andre, you are too quick for me. PS can i have your Russian Dolls? My mother brought some back for me from her trip to Russia, and i cant find them. Its a great movie, too.
Pkeener said at 12:27 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
2 far thursadys. dat wud b gretel 4 sure
Andre. said at 12:33 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Pam, I only have an Eskimo girl. she’s on tabblo somewhere.
Andre. said at 12:34 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Pam, I only have an Eskimo girl. she’s on tabblo somewhere.
NavyMom said at 1:31 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
u r too funny.
Ira said at 1:33 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Wonderful funny Tabblo!Andre:Loveportal...Romantic
Shenresi said at 2:53 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
yes, that`s great and difficult, Gretel, but I sink U would make a good choice and may be one day Antonnio stands in front of your door with a pouch full of cucumbers and you may have a very nice time with him-lol- !!!!
Pkeener said at 10:38 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
LOL!!! Angela!! OMG. Perfect suitor for our Gretel
Andre. said at 10:48 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
I couldn't open the site today. HP is trying to destroy our love!::)))))
Leftofcenter said at 10:49 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
those tabblow romances never last Andre, get your hanky ready!!
Pkeener said at 10:53 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Andre, you better start planting some Zuchinni and cucumber seeds right now!!
Andre. said at 11:42 a.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Oops...I have to go to Babafish for these!
Gretel said at 12:04 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Tovarish Andre, do U reelly need Baba Fish? I'll send U da link 4 da nu Gretelish-Rushian Offline Dicshunary. Its da rite place 4 U 2 find da real meanin of slangs like "zuchinni", "cucumber", "hello kity toy" and oddar American expreshuns LOL LOL

Oh, don worry, HP wont B abel 2 destroy our luv. Its just tryin 2 make it mor ex-siting! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 12:06 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Korinka!! U have visited this tabblow so many times!!! Did you reelly enjoy it and wanted 2 C it again and again, or R U still trying 2 under stand it? LOL LOL LOL What ever, U R well come any time!
Gretel said at 12:06 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Tundear, Im doin my best to B crazier dan U!!! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 12:09 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Angela, if I happen 2 marry Tony I'll have problems with Letofie, cos she will want all her tabblows 2 B TOD, and of corse MY TABBLOWS will be permanent TODs! LOL But his pouch full of cucumbers will B well come, any way LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 12:13 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Who told U tabblow romances neves last, Letofie?? My romance with Wilbur, oops, with Duwayne, began on Tabblow. My Granny met most of her lovers on Tabblow. My cousin Borat met Pamela Anderson on Tabblow. Sweet Finn met me on Tabblow. Tabblow is way mor ex-citin dan e-Harmony, My Space or e-Bay. LOL LOL LOL
Leftofcenter said at 12:14 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
you are seriously mental gretel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm dying/cryin laffing..
Leftofcenter said at 12:15 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
woops did I say mental? thats not politically correct, I meant CRAZY of course..
Leftofcenter said at 12:16 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Pamela Anderson ???? anoda crazy canuck!!! wotchit!
Gretel said at 12:31 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Isnt da expression "crazy canuck" redundant??? LOL LOL LOL It sounds like "blood hemorrhage", "drug narcotraffic" or "neurotic woman". LOL LOL LOL
Leftofcenter said at 12:37 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
shut up you smart azz before I babafish you!!!
Gretel said at 12:44 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Andre is da only 1 I allow 2 babafish me! LOL LOL

Well, to be frank, I'd allow olso Andersmolle, Woody Siagian, Fred Zee, A.B.King, Charles Photo Shop, Afonso, Ed Weirdo, Cymon Ninja, Sweaty Finn, Hugh Laurie, Thierrydream... LOL LOL LOL
Andre. said at 12:54 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
ok, ur link didnt work and i p-emed about dis. probably and maybe u send an invite first or what em i dam fak this possible more then big time:))))
Marranei said at 12:59 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Gretel, u'r the best! Any man that gets to merry you should feel fortunate!
Welshchick said at 2:44 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
I think you should bring your old avatar/avitar? back too...I liked your changes of costumes...~~~~~
Pkeener said at 3:00 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
I think you mean oxymoron. lol. Gretel! beware of Sheep in tabblo clothing!! right, leftie??
Ira said at 4:08 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Oh!So much attention!To me simpliciter interesting.
Ira said at 4:12 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Romantic Tabblo...Sorry it's not about it's Tabblo.Not so I am silly woman.I talk with wonderful Andre!Perfect and good superman.
Krisu said at 4:20 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
LOL LOL LOL !!!!! (Sorry I can't help you with your marriage problem, wish I could. )
Leftofcenter said at 5:00 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
I'm still tryin to figure out what Andre said right above Marranei- babafish is not working for him!!!
AliDar said at 6:44 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
I don't know Gretel, if I were you, I'd pick Cymon; there ARE benefits to having your partner assuming the upside down position... just think about it.... LOL
Ira said at 7:16 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
I joke only.Tabblo dispose to funs.
Abking said at 7:29 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
Wow, you really lay your cards out on the table. I admire your critical evaluation of potential candidates for your hubby. At least you're not rushing into this. Do you have to pick just one?
Andre. said at 9:45 p.m. on Mar 14, 2008:
i try to figure out what i said myself.:)
Pkeener said at 12:19 a.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
i am trying to figure out what every body is saying, Andre! Allan is the only one who is making sense!
Pkeener said at 12:20 a.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
oh, and PS. Gretel, this avatar is only slightly better than the last one. i want to see your red beret and your smiling face.
Leftofcenter said at 7:35 a.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
love the new avatar Gretel! it's very "I am woman I am invicible" (probably too young to know that song..)
Keener: wot do u mean ONLY Allan makes sense???? I make plenty of sense, sheesh... And Dar!! the DOWNUNDER position???? priceless!
Andre. said at 8:06 a.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
Whoever makes and wot sense, this tab does sound "cool" to me. And I still didn't see 'off line' one. Almost crying:)
Gretel said at 11:58 a.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
Andre, my czar, I know this tabblow is Бардачный, Разъёбанный, Фуфло and some may consider it Беспонтовый, but I'm not as Раздолбай or Болван as a few Шобла-ёбла think. In fact Im Атасный, not a Жаба. LOL Da link didnt work cos it is.. an offline link! LOL LOL Ten Штуцер kisses!

By da way, I dont care if my tabblows and my comments make sence or not. Havin fun is mor important dan under standin! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 11:59 a.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
Pammie, have you seen any bride smokin and wearing a red beret?? LOL LOL
Gretel said at 12:01 p.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
Yes, Allan B. King, I have 2 pick only one. Dats a tradishun in my family: we must have only one husband - and as many lovers as we can get!! LOL LOL By da way, R U availabel??? LOL
Gretel said at 12:13 p.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
Dar, wot a great idea!! Im still extra virgin, so I dont no any thing about some controvershial posishuns. Da first book my Granny gave me, when I was 5 yo, was da original edishun of da Kama Sutra (U know, children love pics! LOL) and I'll take a look @ it. Thanx 4 da tip!
Gretel said at 12:16 p.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
I never bring an old avatar (avitar?) beck, Welsh Chick! I'm gettin mor gorgeous eech day, so.. why would I show da ugly fat face I had yester day instead of da astonishing obese face I hade 2day? LOL LOL
Gretel said at 12:18 p.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
I'm sore, Letofie, but your comments don make any sence... LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 12:25 p.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
Of corse U can help me, Krisu!! Find me a hubby!!!! Ask Sweaty Finn, Santa Claus, Aalvar Aalto,
Mika Häkkinen, Teijo Eloranta, Kai Lehtinen, who ever!, 2 marry me. LOL LOL
21-gramm said at 2:08 p.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
You make me laugh! )))) Thanks!
Gretel said at 3:47 p.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
Hi, Den Gramm! U R cardiologist, may B U can mend my lonely heart...LOL LOL
Gretel said at 3:50 p.m. on Mar 15, 2008:
Yes, Ira, this is a romantic tabblow (in spite of da cucumbers and zucchinis LOL). How do U know Tovarish Andre is a wonder ful gentle man? Do U know him???? Tell me mor, tell me mor! LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 2:57 a.m. on Mar 16, 2008:
STop Making Sense! http://youtube.com/watch?v=9r7X3f2gFz4

there gretel. your perfect suitor, in his perfect suit
Krisu said at 7:45 a.m. on Mar 16, 2008:
HAHAHA!!! You could ask Mika Häkkinen yourself, now when he is devorcing Erja very soon. Simply ask: "Menetkö kanssani naimisiin?" That is (of course!) "Will you marry me?"
He is a good catch to you for sure! You could also say to him that he cannot live without you. Like this: Et voi elää ilman minua. And if you for some reason want to say to him that YOU can't live without HIM say: En voi elää ilman sinua. Veeeeery simple! LOL
PS: some sad news for you: Alvar Aalto has been dead for some years now, I'm so sorry for you.
Anjad said at 10:34 a.m. on Mar 16, 2008:
ROTFL....There must be hundreds of old and rich men walking (or crawling) around on this crazy planet... go out and find one!!
TavarES said at 7:44 p.m. on Mar 16, 2008:
Greteil, I like your style! I read, I read, I read, always smiling, when I finished all the commentaries was all confused and with a great certainty. To be happy, we have of being a little wild!
It's possible to be itself wild and, with good sense!
To1n3tt3 said at 11:39 p.m. on Mar 16, 2008:
at first glance I thought you wanna get martyred. I was shocked!
well all I can say it's better to wish being married while single than wishing to be single while married. hehe latter is optimistic and the latter is tragedy =)
Pkeener said at 8:35 a.m. on Mar 17, 2008:
Be itself wild!!
Liliana said at 1:53 p.m. on Mar 17, 2008:
Gretel, what an original idea!!!! You are (still... When do you have birthday?) 19 years old. "It´s not time / to make a change / just relax and take it easy...". It is an "oldie", as you say in your country! All the candidates are fine , intelligent and smart... But have you thought that there are a lot of girls around the world...? What would happen if you, next year, change your taste?? I , in your place, would think a couple of centuries, sorry, a couple of years or weeks or minutes. ;)
Swedfinn said at 12:15 a.m. on Mar 18, 2008:
suggestion for the next tabblo: I wanna get instant divorce or!!! happy widow!! LOL
Swedfinn said at 12:21 a.m. on Mar 18, 2008:
lol...........(here i wiped out the tears) LOL AGAIN
Siagian said at 8:48 a.m. on Mar 18, 2008:
LOL! you are too funny woman! =) you know, you could make like a singles classified ad on tabblo describing yourself and the type of person you would like to meet on tabblo! hey and thanks for lettin' me babafish ya...! LOL!
Pkeener said at 10:50 a.m. on Mar 18, 2008:
WOODY! DONT encourage her!!!
Swedfinn said at 2:29 a.m. on Mar 20, 2008:
WHY DONT YOU BUY YOU A DOG OR A TURTLE???!!
DanMan said at 12:09 a.m. on Oct 24, 2008:
DAS IST FANTASTISH!
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