Chimney Entrance For a Serial Killer leads to 3rd degree burns

By: Philippe Bitong

The Big Bad Wolf fell into a pot of boiling water and suffered 3rd degree burns after attempting to enter the pig's house through a chimney yesterday.

The Big Bad Wolf, Storybooks Most Wanted Criminal, has been placed in the Intensive Care Unit (or ICU) but has yet to be declared stable. According to witnesses, the pig responsible for the Wolf losing 89%of his skin is still at large but claims that it was done as an act of self-defense. The Pig says that the Wolf had slaughtered his two younger siblings and was threatening to take his life as well. The Pig reportedly ran into his house to hide and prepare for the coming of the wolf. The wolf had allegedly climbed into the chimney only to fall into the pig's pot of boiling water. The police are currently investigating what really happened.

The Big Bad Wolf is still in critical condition after suffering numerous burns to his body