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Why Things Are The Way They Are

This boy will find the meaning of life... but the meaning of life will probably be boredom too.

Yes time and time again we've all gotten that urge to just stand up from whatever we're doing... and go to the bathroom... AND PONDER the reason why things are.

 

Well I've got news for you after much time on the throne of wisdom I have discovered the reason why things are , is because someone, somewhere and someplace in time is...

Bored...

Yes to be bored, everything that happens in life is because someone is bored... how did we know how ancient civilizations lived? That's because our ancestors we're so bored that they drew on the walls of their homes. Gravity was discovered because of boredom, one day Isaac Newton was so bored that he decided to sleep under an apple tree. I mean c'mon the apple itself was bored and decided to fall on Isaac Newton and because of that we now know why we are grounded for life. Some of the world's greatest buildings were built because of boredom, why do you think the Great Wall of China was built? And I bet sometime in the future an alien race out of boredom will declare an all out war on the Earth.

 

Still want proof? The most infamous creature known to the world was made from boredom. One day a small cell decided, "it's boring here in the primordial soup." and he decided to go on land, sprout 2 arms 2 legs walk up right and start bulldozing all the trees on the planet... that creature is known today by the term Man.

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So now you know why things are the way they are, boredom. Now you know the secret to becoming famous like the apple who hit Isaac Newton on the head, you need to learn how to be bored, accept boredom, be bored.

COMMENTS
Bsanti said at 8:35 p.m. on Feb 19, 2009:
SABAW! We will soon discover the meaning of life during Chinese or Math! HAHAHA
Sirnicolay said at 8:05 p.m. on Mar 9, 2009:
Cool. And somehow profound, too. 92
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