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The Biggest Cactus Out West

The All-Star weekend has just passed all of the NBA fanatics, and we can't help but look back at the co-MVP of the game to Kobe Bryant. For many years, Shaquille O'Neal has proved his frightening dominance on the court, and he hasn't stopped 'till today. Now a member of the Phoenix Suns and on his 15th NBA season, let us take a look back at Shaq's most amazing moments of wisdom and great fortitude on and off the court.

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http://slamdumb.com/c34.php

http://slamdumb.com/c22.php

http://slamdumb.com/c19.php

http://slamdumb.com/c5.php

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http://members.cox.net/lakersground/graphics/shaq.jpg

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/images/photos/2008/11/17/93mosbjr.jpg

http://www.nba.com/video/channels/allstar/2009/02/15/nba_20090215_shaq_intro.nba/index.html

http://www.sportsbastards.com/media/1/20070306-ShaqHam.png

 

These are some of the moments that Shaq has put on memory lane (at least according to us):

Shaq does love the refs so much, he even takes time to give them a piece of advice.... er.... maybe not... he looks hungry.

The reason behind his intimidating power and strength..... all that oily, slimy, greasy adipose tissues going down his intestines, all by means of his seemingly dysfunctional digestive tract... it's all clogged up down there... and a bit "salty" as Kobe would put it. BFF for life, "coz Kobe can't do without me."

 

 

According to an ESPN source, Shaq's IQ is 107, pretty respectable for a man his size. He has earned the honor to be dubbed as the "Big Aristotle" as shown in his recent chess games with practically some people who are about his age, but lack his great body mass.

Oh yeah, did I mention the "Big Diesel's" love for his teammates and even his opponents? Basketball is simply a game to prove your physical and mental strength just like any other sport. The value of sportsmanship must take a great toll on grandpa Shaquille, and he feels even the worst of opponents deserve a slight pat on the back for their tremendous efforts. Just ask Rodney Stuckey... a free hug from Shaq... his day can't possibly get any better.

The Big Fella has made his name in Hollywood's glamorous streets. He's mostly known to be the grand magician "Kazaam" who seems to grant unworthy people the most unworthy of wishes one could possibly imagine......I hate Celtic green.....

... and he'd certainly make the next "Hulk" film a blast rather than what Edward Norton had done in the past installment. Shaq.... Hulk.... it's definitely one worth waiting for.

Nevertheless, the "Big Cactus" (was that like the fourth nickname I mentioned?) has always placed one step forward ahead of the rest of the pack. He is the Godfather of the NBA, and he will always be rendered as the supreme entertainer of basketball. Next time you see Shaq on TV, don't forget: NBA can't do without Shaq.

COMMENTS
Albert_09 said at 10:59 a.m. on Feb 16, 2009:
PAU GASOL, " EL MEJOR Y CON DIFERENCIA "
Sirnicolay said at 7:48 p.m. on Mar 9, 2009:
Cool. 89
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