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'PICK A NAME FOR OUR NEW PET'

It wasn't an easy choice to make.  Everyone wants a young, good-looking pet with a perfect temperament.  But that leaves a lot of animals on death row, with no future, because they are a little long in the tooth, or not especially easy on the eye.

We must have spent over two hours at the animal shelter before finally deciding on the animal that we thought was most in need of a good home.  That was a week ago.  We've got our work cut out with Charlie.  He's very large, a little destructive, and has already got out and caused havoc in the local village, breaking into a chicken shed and killing two dozen laying hens.

 

No one said it would be easy.  But anything worth having is worth working for.  He has only bitten me once, but having twenty stitches in my hand was no fun.

 

Anyway.....Charlie doesn't answer to his given name, so we've decided, with your help, to change it.  Please post your suggestions, and I'll let you know which name we pick.

 

Below is a shot I took of Charlie yesterday, as he came out through a window to meet me.  Isn't he cute?

 

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COMMENTS
Hhwind said at 11:35 a.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Woh you got me there, I would call him MET, Mean E.T.
Lifequest22 said at 11:43 a.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
I think--Bad, Bad, Mike Jr. is appropriate. :)
Wildthing said at 11:45 a.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
HA!! Thanks, LINDA, but one Mike in the house is more than enough for anybody:)
Chaitiamma said at 11:49 a.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Hahaha..........trust Mike to own a pet ! You really had me fooled when I scrolled down reading your script. A Super Great Tabblo !!!
Bravemoonbearer said at 11:52 a.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
I like the first two names suggested but how about Stewmeat? Making stewmeat out of everything and everyone seem to be his passion.
Wildthing said at 11:56 a.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Stewmeat is a little aggressive. He may be a psycho now, but i mean to tame him and bring out the gentle side of his nature, SANDY. If he's got one!!
Bravemoonbearer said at 11:59 a.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
How about Lamb Chops if you succeed with taming him?
Wildthing said at 12:03 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
If we called him that, he'd think it was for him to eat, not his name. The big lummox eats anything with a pulse. He likes his food so fresh that it's still breathing:)
Bravemoonbearer said at 12:15 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Then he could be called fresh harvest.
Wildthing said at 12:19 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Here, fresh Harvest!............Sit, Fresh Harvest!........Stop chewing my leg, Fresh Harvest. I think we need something shorter, that rolls off the tongue:)
AliDar said at 12:25 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
How about Kitten. <G>
Lifequest22 said at 12:35 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Kitty or Baby.
Ira said at 12:39 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Wow!
Bravemoonbearer said at 12:54 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
How about Baby Doll?This name would also help in not getting your women confused.LOL.
Tishfish said at 1:48 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
LOL, I could think of a few, but it wouldn't be lady-like, so so I thought about FANG.
EMA said at 2:18 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
LOL! You fooled me again! You are the master of this kind of funny staff. I'd would call him SPICY! :))
Lageho said at 2:26 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
A nice one Mike. The name must be BEAUTY.
Moabjeeper said at 2:43 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
How about "Calamity?"
Wildthing said at 2:45 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Kitten, Kitty, Baby, Fang, Spicy and Beauty!!! So much choice. I was thinking maybe CRUNCHER, because he can bite through anything but armour plate. He demolished a small car yesterday. Just ripped it apart to get at the driver. Fortunately I got to him first, but had to give him to shots with a taser to subdue him.
Pattymaryclare said at 2:49 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
I JUST KNEW THIS WAS ANOTHER JOKE AND COULD BE A EWWWWWWWWWH GARGOYLE TYPE TAB.

I'M THNKING 'EWHIE' or 'TASER' would do the trick nicely.....hilarious stuff agian mike and an excellent TGIF... you REALY REEL US IN DONTCHA' NOW? and we luv it! (DIDNT GET ME THIS TIME THO' lol haha and much love patty xo) did i mention the EWWWWWWWWWWWH factor?!? ;0
Wildthing said at 3:06 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
EXCUSE ME, PATTY. Another joke?.....Get you?........Reel you in? When other tabbloteers display their gorgeous pets, they get oohs and ahhs, and kind comments. Okay Charlie (for now) may be a BioGen mix of uncertain DNA material, but he's my Charlie and I love him to bits. I can't understand why folk think I make this stuff up:)
Wildthing said at 3:48 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Almost missed that, BOB. Calamity, eh? That reminds me of Calamity Jane, which brings Doris Day to mind. And this beast is no DD:)
Pattymaryclare said at 3:52 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
oh how could i have been so callous and cruel?!? WHERE ARE MY FAMOUS CANUCKIAN POLITE MANNERS?!? sheesh you're right a pet IS A PET! now....YOU LOVE HIM TO BITS; HE BITES YOU TO BITS! i strongly suggest i HAVE INDEED aced the new name for said Charlie aka baby, beauty, kitty (ewwh did you HEAR THAT JORGE???) ....if he so ooogly he's cute! then i'm lobbying for 'Taser' or 'tas' for short ...sorta like the Tasmancian Devil ....only different! lol hahahahahahahahahahah ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhh! XOX out again (for now) AHA...xo
Pattymaryclare said at 3:56 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
ooops 'tasmanian devil' 'Tas' you little monster you ooops I mean mikey's cutiepie! (omg this is just from the sublime to the ridiculous! and I LOVE IT ) XO
AdSR said at 4:31 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
:)
Wildthing said at 5:06 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Thing is, PATTY, a lot of people bite the hand that feeds them, metophorically speaking. You know where you are with most creatures except man. Charlie, as I am now becoming used to calling him, even though he ignores me, is an exception to the rule, though. I believe he has human cells in his makeup. He likes looking in mirrors, can open doors, which has necessitated putting a padlock & chain on the fridge, and loves to watch soaps on the TV. Maybe i should have got a parrot, or a tortoise. Must go, Charlie is taking a dump on the carpet.......Can't seem to house train him. Must call Cesar Milan
Wildthing said at 5:08 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
ARTUR, :) is a funny name to pronounce. Like when Prince wanted to be known by that weird sign:)
Pattymaryclare said at 5:17 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Dad (Alnorman57) watches that 'dog whisperer' Cesar Milan EVERY SINGLE DAY! WATCHED ONCE WITH HIM.....loved it! you are correct in your metaphoricspeek for sure! NOW.........when do you decide the winner of name contest ....you may be fooling around and we're all having fun...BUT contests are EXCITING no matter the prize! tee hee xo
Wildthing said at 5:31 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
It's not a contest as such, PATTY. I just wanted to see what suggestions would be made. But I may issue a prize to the tabbloteer whose name for Charlie I adopt. They'll get to have him for a month. Having said that, if you win, you'll have to put Jorge in a cattery, because cats are Charlie's favorite supper snack:)
Pattymaryclare said at 5:49 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
IN THAT CASE, Jorge suggests the new name,,,, 'TIDBIT' and wishes to know if a cattery is the same as 'get thee to a nunnery!' Over here we call them boarding kennnels and he'll BE LONG GONE before Charlie arrives WE'RE NOT SCARED OF YOU CHARLIE ...you're not really real! lol


I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A LITTLE PUPPYDOG too and he/she WOULD be named 'TIDBIT'!!! I do love a good pretend contest! haha
YorkJodi said at 5:52 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
If you give him/her a name like Cruncher or Taz, he'll live up to the name... that's why you must name him something soft & nice... like Sweet Pea or Sunshine, Honey Bunch or Muffy...
Wildthing said at 6:07 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Charlie is so big that Jorge would just be finger food to him, PATTY. And this is not a PRETEND contest. This is the real thing.
Wildthing said at 6:10 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Hi, JODI. I tried out your suggestions, and Charlie just growled at me. Personally, I like Muffy, but with him being so intelligent it has got to be a name that he'll be happy with.
Pattymaryclare said at 6:16 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Jodi makes a good point but as mikey said charlie as some human dna and you can call a humanoid lol honeybunch sweetiepie sunshine and STILL they can respond as Mike said in a not so nice way....but i like the 'reverse psychology' angle! kinda like 'tidbit' in a way... As for "And this is not a PRETEND contest. This is the real thing." up above you stated..."It's not a contest as such, PATTY. I just wanted to see what suggestions would be made."

'DAZED AND CONFUSED 'AGAIN (-{{?} BY OUR MERCURIAL MANIC MIKEY ...only Hunter S. (STEP IN HERE KEENER ANYTIME! LOL) could make sense of this whole 'hoax in a tab' but only with appropriate amounts of drugs and alcohol as he was wont to do to get thru life..
ConnieL said at 7:26 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Maybe you need to spend a little longer than 2 hours at the animal shelter!?! Somehow I don't think a change of name will help. Good one, Mike!!!
AliDar said at 7:51 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
I think Connie might be right Mike. It's a well known fact that love can turn many things around, but I've been following this thread all afternoon and you just might have to face the fact that your pet just can't be reached. Some creatures are just born that way and no amount of care and attention can break through it. I do admire you for trying though, but next time you go to the pound you might want to think about getting a good ol' fashion dog (GRIN).
DocEna said at 7:57 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Mike ...how about " IGOR "...After all.... the master needs an assistant to create his trick or treat Taboooooooooossssss..heheheheh( Vincent Price laugh).....hhehehehehhehe...
Robya said at 8:42 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
Knarley Charlie the Google Monster, lol.
Debdog said at 10:00 p.m. on Jul 10, 2009:
How bout"snickers ". Just the thing I could go for if a need a quick snack! Lol !!!!
Wildthing said at 5:00 a.m. on Jul 11, 2009:
Good morning, everyone. Just logged on to check mail, before going out to buy Charlie a collar. Thanks for more suggestions, PATTY, CONNIE, DAR, ENALDO,ROBBI & DEB. I've started to call this monster names that I will not repeat on tabblo. His propensity for destruction is boundless. The house looks like a herd of elephants went through it with baseball bats and hand grenades. The result is much like the aftermath of a Force 5 hurricane. I'm tempted to call him Ol' Shep', before taking him out in the yard and shooting him. BUT....of course I won't. I'll persevere, be calm, reasonable, and gain his trust. His behaviour is obviously just a reaction to his prior treatment in the laboratory. With time, patience, and much TLC, Charlie will respond accordingly.......I hope.
Eduardo.affonso said at 11:31 a.m. on Jul 11, 2009:
"Abigail" is my suggestion. Your pet is, obviously, a female - that's why she rejects all the male given names. You can try also "Mildred" or "Adelaide" or even "Annabelle". If none of these work, try "Gretel". It never fails...
Wildthing said at 4:04 p.m. on Jul 11, 2009:
Maybe you're right, EDUARDO. The beast's size & ferocious disposition led me to believe it was male. But having taken as close a look as is possible under the circumstances, I now believe that it is in all probability a female of whatever species it represents. The name issue is almost resolved. Gretel would have been an obvious front-runner, had this affront to all that is decent and wholesome not bitten half my ear off - while I was sexing it. (The creature, not my ear). I believe I shall call it Tyson, before lacing its meat with paraquat and digging a deep hole in the backyard.
Cowgirl said at 7:25 p.m. on Jul 11, 2009:
hahahahahahahahaha... Here are a few,,,,,,, BAM-BAM , AMIGO, BIG MAC, BOO BOO ,PAW SCAGGS SKITTLES,POPEYE..................SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ????????? iTS GREAT HAVING GRANDCHILDREN THEY CAN COME UP WITH SOME STUFF................
Loes said at 7:42 p.m. on Jul 11, 2009:
Great idea Mike, but a name?? maybe something like Bitney?
Wildthing said at 8:40 p.m. on Jul 11, 2009:
Ha! More great suggestions, BOBBIE & LOUISE. Thanks, but this animal is more of a wild thing than I am. I think that he/she will have to go.
Appropos said at 11:31 a.m. on Jul 12, 2009:
such a sweet and cute looking pet you have there .. sure would make a great guarddog.. how about a weet name after one of the great cartoons... tweety would sure be a nice fit for him :)
Gretel said at 9:48 p.m. on Jul 12, 2009:
U found your perfect match - Mike & Tyson! LOL LOL LOL
Wildthing said at 6:53 a.m. on Jul 13, 2009:
He looks cute, FARID. But beneath that beautiful exterior beats a savage heart.
Maybe you're right, GRETEL. He's a force to be reckoned with:)
CANDYCANE said at 12:29 p.m. on Jul 13, 2009:
Good one Mike, You had me going there for a minute. Great sense of humor you have. Rhonda
Wildthing said at 1:37 p.m. on Jul 13, 2009:
Thank you, RHONDA.
Debdog said at 8:43 p.m. on Jul 13, 2009:
yeah, i think it's got to go.....we want you around !:)
Wildthing said at 3:49 a.m. on Jul 14, 2009:
The steel doghouse in the back yard seems to be working, DEB. And we have him on a long length of heavy-duty chain. The sign on the gate says: 'Trespassers Will Be Eaten' :)
Snooway said at 1:18 a.m. on Jul 16, 2009:
oh my, what a surprise. haha
Wildthing said at 4:29 a.m. on Jul 16, 2009:
Glad it surprised you, SUE:)
Candlepower said at 2:26 p.m. on Jul 17, 2009:
Good one! Love this!!!
Wildthing said at 2:44 p.m. on Jul 17, 2009:
Thanks, PAT.
Whiptailizard said at 7:43 p.m. on Jul 18, 2009:
I don't know, I think it looks like something out of the movie Alien.......was not expecting to find that picture.
Wildthing said at 5:48 p.m. on Jul 19, 2009:
It was meant to be a surprise, WTL :)
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