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Duwaynes true & sad story

But my Daddy married my Mom, and Wayne was captured by Mildred, a very discreet, conservative and shy girl who was desperately looking 4 a husband. Any husband. Anyone's husband...

mmmmmm...

My Daddy & Duwayne's Daddy luved 2 entertain themselves playin chess or cards, and didn't pay attention 2 any thing else...

She had 2 learn every thing about pregnancy, marriage & babies - without Google!!!

After all, Mildred & Wayne decided not to keep their baby, and sent Duwayne by FedEx 2 their cousins in Texas

 
Juanita, Conchita & Carlos (wearing glasses)

Duwayne was almost a nerd, but I came into his life and saved him before he could became a tabbloer... LOL LOL LOL

 

 

His Daddy Wayne met a psychic and now lives in New Orleans, reading palms.

 

 

 

 

His Mom Mildred runs an escort service agency in Miami.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Duwayne is now a totally normal guy who luvs beer, motorcycles, reality shows and Republican politishuns.

 

He moved to our trailler and lives with me, Granny, Wilbur, my cat Stevens and my dog whose name I all ways forget.

COMMENTS
Liliana said at 10:50 p.m. on Aug 31, 2009:
You´re back, Gretel!!! Amazing, funny as always. I liked a lot the "bad / good" actions with the banies... And all the history with the fathers and aunts (?).
NavyMom said at 7:31 a.m. on Sep 1, 2009:
oh how i laughed at the photo of Dwayne aunties...looks just like my prom hair style. tnx for the laffs gretel
NeusinhaGedoz said at 12:33 p.m. on Sep 1, 2009:
Very, very good.
Gaylet said at 8:05 p.m. on Sep 1, 2009:
Nice!
Sd14 said at 10:24 a.m. on Sep 2, 2009:
it.s good to be nuts sometimes hehehehehehehe, well put together, a fun tabblo
Gretel said at 10:36 a.m. on Sep 2, 2009:
Joe???? Its good 2 B nuts sometimes, but its much beddar 2 B nuts ALL DA TIME!! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 10:37 a.m. on Sep 2, 2009:
Just "nice", Gay Let?? (sigh) Wot have I done wrong??? LOL LOL
Gretel said at 10:39 a.m. on Sep 2, 2009:
Just "very, very good", Little Neusa?? (sigh again) I think I am loosing my wittiness... LOL
Gretel said at 10:40 a.m. on Sep 2, 2009:
I knew U wood recognize your hair style, Shirley! LOL LOL Wot about da yellow dresses, uh?
Gretel said at 10:41 a.m. on Sep 2, 2009:
Lilly Anna, I am glad U R back, funny as all ways... LOL I knew U wood luv my aunties!
NavyMom said at 7:17 a.m. on Sep 3, 2009:
gretel.. no yellow dresss.......but a prom dress with GIANT flowers on them.
Abking said at 12:34 a.m. on Sep 7, 2009:
Gretel, you truly know how to make the best of the hand life deals you. Or, make lemon juice out of lemons, or whatever. You are the funniest person on Tabblo.
Swedfinn said at 12:18 p.m. on Sep 11, 2009:
What a great tabblo soap (or was it soup? my spelling could be better) story!!
Leftofcenter said at 10:31 a.m. on Sep 19, 2009:
ok- the only time I laffed was at the "calming baby" (now I know why my kids act the way they do...) and "shopping with baby". apart from that, this is a sad story. fine, I'll admit it, the Conchita aunt made me smile too. and also Swedfinn's "soap or soup" line. you know, Gret, you should accompany your bro Edweirdo to all these exotic countries, your tabs would much improve I'm certain LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 7:59 p.m. on Sep 19, 2009:
B U T C H is the name of your brown weenie dog!

I am so happy to see Duwayne's leif story, finally. He had a great mullet!

I agree with Leftofie. You and your brother Edwierdo should join forces and have your very own show on da Travel Network
Gretel said at 7:49 a.m. on Sep 20, 2009:
So U didnt laff, Lafftoff... LOL But da title says all: this is a SAD story, and I dont expect peepel 2 laff reading a sad story! LOL LOL If my brow likes 2 visit exotic places he should come 2 visit me here in Arkansas LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 7:53 a.m. on Sep 20, 2009:
Pammie, I will buy a parrot (or an iguana, or a turtle or a tarantula) and name it Cassidy - then I will never forget my brown weenie dogs name is Butch! LOL LOL
Gretel said at 7:54 a.m. on Sep 20, 2009:
Sweet Finn, its both a soap & soup & sad story... LOL
Gretel said at 7:55 a.m. on Sep 20, 2009:
Being da funiest (or da brightest) person on Tabblow is pretty easy, my King Allan! But I wish I were da most popular! I am gettin less popular dan Obama!!! LOL LOL
Gretel said at 7:57 a.m. on Sep 20, 2009:
Would U mind 2 send me a pic of U & your amazing hair & prom dress with giant flowers, Shirl?? I need some extra inspirashun!!! LOL
Debdog said at 12:24 a.m. on Sep 24, 2009:
how on earth did i miss this........i am crying i am laughing so hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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