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Anna Conda

HI FOLCKS!!! LOL

Anacondas R da biggest snaks in da world. 30 ft!! Wow, itz much mor than 20 ft.. LOL

 

They leev in South America, which iz a cantry very far from North America. Itz close to Eest America I guess. Or West America I dunno. Itz an other America anyway. Not here. Thanxgod.

 

 

 

 

 

 

B care full or anna conda will bite U!

shut up stoopid! he iz holdin my tale, u r holdin my head,  LOL

HELP! SOME ONE PLEEZ TELL ANNA CONDA I AM A distasteful PERsSON LOL

LEFTHANDED ANACONDAS R MOR INTELIGENT AND HAV GREAT APPETTIT.. HMMMM

COMMENTS
Pkeener said at 7:26 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
Gretel, this is AWESOME. BTW thanks to all this anaconda discussions, I dreamt about snakes last night, and you Know what mr Frued says about that! PS you are getting better with your geography, but Big Bro Eduardo might need to help you a bit.
Leftofcenter said at 8:03 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
I hate snakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't care where they live!! Did you get these pictures off the internet Gretel, that's against Tabblo rules!!! PAMMIE: What DOES Mr FREUD say about snakes
in dreams? does it have anything to do with the S word?? (ask Duwayne Gretel sweetie..)
Gretel said at 8:24 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
According to Pammie left handed snaks are very inteligent and kind. I didnt no I couwld not get pics off da internet. Do U want me 2 go 2 sough America - where ever it is - 2 take pics of deez reptils? Uots S word? Who is mr. Frued? Good sistahs hav no seecrets 4 each other.
Leftofcenter said at 8:32 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
ok Pammie is a tiny bit older than I, so I ll let her explain about the birds and the bees and the snakes. Dr. Freud (F R E U D the E before the U) is man who blames everything on the s word, well this is a downsized explanation. Maybe big bro Eduardo can help out?
Liliana said at 9:22 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
And I dreamed about Gal Costa ... What do Mr. Freud about it...? :)
Gretel, if you want to read good short tales, you can read "Anaconda" by Horacio Quiroga, a writter bornin Uruguay , who lived almost the whole life in Argentina, in the jungle of Misiones (near Paraguay). It is very good!!!
Gretel said at 9:29 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
I no every thing bout birds and bees but just a bit bout snaks. Is Snake da key word 2 under stand da "S" word?? Pammie sad my anacondas made her dream of snakes and it seems dat only Mr. Fruet couwld cure her. Is he shaman, a warlock? Or just 1 of those doctors who cure peepel who dream of snaks? Big Bro Edwardo must no a lot bout anacondas cos he leevs in Sough America - where ever it is. I wonder whether there R anacondas or Mr Freuts in Argentine...
Pkeener said at 9:44 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
Oh Cry for me, Argentina! I am cracking up. Maybe I do need to see Mr F R E U D !! I stand corrected, leftie, you know I am the worst typist in the world. Hi Liliana! Who is Gal Costa? I hope he is cute. Yes, Gretel. according to Sigmund FrEud, snakes are related to the "S" word. Maybe your big brother Eduardo can explain these things to you...if not, your sistahs, and superherrows will unite and 'splain everything to you. Liliana and Annelies, both have sons, but, I have a daughter, so between us, I think we can enlighten you, then we will go out for Margaritas or Capihrinas, or Bloody Caesars, or Marys or some plain old fashioned red wine. K Sweetie?
Leftofcenter said at 9:59 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
Gal Costa is a brazilian singer brilliant. So who's going to explain what to whom?? I keep saying the S word because I m not sure of the Tabblo rules, but Gretel what do you and Duwayne do
when you're togada alone and mom and grandma are asleep? listen to cuntry music, and? and?
Liliana said at 10:00 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
You know very well, Stella Gretel, that here in Argentina, there are millions of Doctors Freuds...
Gretel has not said anything about Gal Costa because she is looking for "it" in her atlas or map. Because "costa" is coast, so maybe she will find any Costa, like Costa Rica or Cosata Este or Oeste, if her map is written in Spanish.
Leftofcenter said at 10:02 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
I thought u lived in Romania Liliana?
Pkeener said at 10:13 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
I am not sure what the rules are for Tabblo. Liliana, Gretel is very simple, but she means well. I think her big brother should explain the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above, and a thing called Looove!
Gretel said at 10:29 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
Oh, dats wot my grandma uzed to sing to me when I was a lil' baby... Itz not only bout birds and bees but...

In old Japan, all the Japs do it
Up in Lapland little Laps do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it
Some courageous kangaroos do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it
Even eagles as they fly do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Electric eels I might add do it
Though it shocks em I know
Why ask if shad do it - garcon de "shad roe"

The world admits bears in pits do it
Even Pekingeses at the Ritz do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The royal set sans regret did it
And they considered it fun
Marie Antoinette did it - with or without Napoleon

Parliament pleasure bent did it
Mam'selles every time their short of rent

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish, do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Electric eels I might add do it
Though it shocks em I know
Why ask if shad do it - Waiter bring me "shad roe"

In shallow shoals English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Dragonflies in the reeds do it
Sentimental centipedes do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Mosquitos, heaven forbid, do it
So does every katydid do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The most refined ladybug do it
When a gentleman calls
Moth in your rugs do it
What on earth, what's the use of balls?

The locusts in the trees do it
Why, even the bees do it
Even over-educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The chimpanzees in the zoo do it
Some courageous kangaroos do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

I'm sure the giraffes on the sly do it
Heavy hippopotami do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Sloths who hang down from the twigs do it
Though the effort is great
Sweet guineapigs do it Buy a couple and wait

The world admits bears in pits do it
Even Pekingeses in the Ritz do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love


Now, couwld you pleez 'splain me wot's da "S" word about?????
Pkeener said at 10:54 p.m. on May 21, 2007:
It stands for "Spechul", Gretel. just like you. Good Night John Boy...
Tigercub said at 12:22 a.m. on May 22, 2007:
poor creature. never let alone by men..
Liliana said at 6:30 a.m. on May 22, 2007:
Leftof, I LIVE in Buenos Aires since some years ago, but I have not born here...
Very deep song, Gretel... S is sea and sun and ... sex???
Gretel said at 7:23 a.m. on May 22, 2007:
Hey, this "S" word, "S" word, "S" word... I couwldnt sleep thinkin of it... I reelly dont no wot U R tolkin about... Oh Pammie Pammie and Letof, dont let me be misunderstoo... Isnt the "C" world??? R not U tryin to tell me some thing about... cex????
Leftofcenter said at 8:23 a.m. on May 22, 2007:
well finally I'm glad it's in the open: the C word!!!! LOL
DEE-Trow said at 8:50 a.m. on May 22, 2007:
I surely wouldn't want to run into one of these! You are so funny with your word balloons. Good job!
Pkeener said at 9:40 a.m. on May 22, 2007:
Uummmm, NO! Gretel, please don't say "the C word" People won't like that. Gretel, sounds like you are singing a song by the Animals; Oh, Lord, Please don't let me be misunderstood" There is a really cool organ part in it.
ANYWAY, I still think your Big Brother should help you with this one. PS is that a poem or a silly song? I think I have heard it somewhere.
Liliana said at 8:14 p.m. on May 22, 2007:
No, Gretel, look at your map: CEX is an island, please, pay attention! Do you see the Nortichst Seeh, near the Baltiktikstrer? There are a lot of islands, one of them, very small, is Cex. Maybe in your atlas you can find it with the Polish name: Czsiehecsx...
Gretel said at 10:19 p.m. on May 22, 2007:
o Super Lilly! U r so smart. I taks me a few times to reely undestan wot u r sayin to me. I will go look at my atlas now. I am glad u r ny frend
Liliana said at 3:01 p.m. on May 23, 2007:
I am happy you have understood!! I am sure next time I explain you anything you will understand in only two times!!!! :)
Gretel said at 8:14 a.m. on May 25, 2007:
Couwld you pleez explain again Lillyana? I didnt undestan wot U meen when U say U will explain anything to me twyce.
Liliana said at 11:40 a.m. on May 25, 2007:
Ha, ha, ha!!!!! Very funny! I tried to say that, in the future, if I have to explain you anything (ono thing, one information) maybe you will understand it (the subject) very fast, in only two explanations...
Siagian said at 1:51 p.m. on May 25, 2007:
=D only in tabblo land! funny tabblo Gretel!
Gretel said at 3:24 p.m. on May 25, 2007:
LOL! thnx fr visitn woody. Ok super lily. u r so kind to me.
GryphonHeart said at 2:44 p.m. on May 31, 2007:
Wow, I just realised that there was some intense conversation goin on here... but anyway, I love how you portrait Anna here, great job there. You all lost me half way thru the conversations... (lol)...
Gretel said at 11:25 p.m. on May 31, 2007:
Wots conversation? Thanx Gryphonheart.
GryphonHeart said at 4:01 a.m. on Jun 1, 2007:
;P
Pkeener said at 11:28 a.m. on Jun 2, 2007:
Hi gretel I once drew and Anaconda fighting with a Tiger! I copied it from a very old copy of The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling, and the illustrations were so cool. The snake was huge and it probably won the fight, but I am not sure if it could eat a Tiger. Maybe Edwardo knows this fact.
Gretel said at 10:26 p.m. on Jun 2, 2007:
Pammie I wud lik to see yr drawin of the anaconda and the tiger. i hope its not julia tiger cub! LOL.
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