A roll of film containing these photos was discovered in a camera submerged in a pool of blood and body parts left behind a roving band of Zombies in the Harvard Square area.

As a photographer, you must know how to defend yourself against all forms of the Undead, especially Zombies.

The following is an exerpt from the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency's 1950 handbook, Hand-to-Hand Combat With Vampires and Zombies, by Bin Tao Pa.

Learn it and live it. Or become a Zombie.

The Five Pillars of Zombie-Fighting

Never underestimate the zombie

Zombies are not mindless hunters. They are swifter and craftier than one might expect. A lone zombie can burst out of hiding and take a chunk out of you in the blink of an eye.

Never engage a zombie if you can avoid it

Though zombies are surprisingly quick in confined spaces, they are not swift runners. Engage the zombie only when you are trapped, and escape is not an option.

Focus on the task; keep fear out of your head

No one, no matter what their powers of description, can fully prepare you for your first encounter with a zombie. Their grotesque appearance and smell, along with the inhuman noises they emit, can induce a level of fear and terror that precludes rational response and causes one to freeze. You must not react to the zombie's appearance. Focus instead on delivering a combination of offensive and defensive strikes that will buy you enough time to escape.

Do not allow the zombie to get a grip on you

Once a zombie wraps you in its powerful grip, your prospects for survival are minimal. Therefore, your first priority must be deflecting away the zombie's hands.

Seek medical attention after any encounter

Always have trained medical personnel examine you as soon as possible after any encounter, even if no wounds are visible. The zombie virus can enter your body through the smallest opening in your skin, be it a scraped knuckle or a nicked elbow.

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