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Pammie @ da G Spot!

 

SORRY FOR MY DELAY, GUYS! 

 

I WAS.. WELL, YOU KNOW...  THAT THING THAT HAPPENS 2 DA GIRLS EVERY MONTH, U KNOW WOT I'M TOLKIN ABOUT, DONT U?

 

WELL, I'M A SOPHISTICATED GIRL AND I WONT TOLK ABOUT SUCH ...hmmm... INTIMATE SUBJECTS DURIN MY SHOW.

 

OUR GUEST IS PART OF MY FAMILY. SHE IS MY SISTAH. SHE HAS A SPESHUL ROOM IN MY HEART, WITH DOUBLE BED, SOFT PILLOWS AND CABLE TV.

 

LOL LOL LOL 

 

SHE IS KIND

SHE IS CULT

SHE IS COOL

 

SHE IS A SOPHISTICATED LADY

SHE LOVES BOSSA NOVA AND USED TO SKI IN VAIL...

WOW!

SHE IS

PAMMIE

aka PKEENER

Hi, Pammie! Keener seems to be an Irish surname. Wot do U know about your family history? Is it as crazy as mine?  Actually, Gretel, I come from a long line of crazy Irishmen and mad Russians.  My family history makes your family’s antics seem like child’s play. I am afraid i can’t divulge the particulars because I like my identity and would hate to lose it to the witness protection program.

The motto of the Keeners is “felis demuleta mitis”, which means “a stroked cat is gentle”.  Have you been stroked enough or are you still wild somehow?

Has anybody ever been stroked enough? A little wildness is a good thing.

When is your birthday? 

My birthday is October 11th. I was born on 10/11 at 11:10. Maybe that accounts for my obsessive need for balance. 

 

 

Why have I never bean invited 4 da parties?

Well, sweetie, I guess I figured you were too young to attend my parties. LOL LOL LOL

When, how, why and where did you become a photographer? It all started when I found my dad's Leica in his dresser drawer, at the age of 6. Please don't ask me why I was looking in his drawer! Anyway I was so fascinated by this little machine and knew then I wanted to be a world famous photographer. When I was in my 20's I saved every penny I earned so I could buy a Canon F1 and enough equipment to build my darkroom.

I wanted to be Annie Leibovitz! travel the world and take photos of famous rock stars!! or settle for working for National Geographic...

Is it a relaxing hobby or a compulsive obsession?

An obsession that I can relax with.

How would U describe yourself in 1 word?

Indescribable

 

And in 3 words?

Off my rocker!

 

If U could reincarnate as another tabbloer, who would U like 2 B?

You, because you are more wacked than I am!

Wot

 would

U tell

these

peepel

if U

happen

2 meet

them?

Condoleeza Rice

Take off your girdle!

 

 

Tom Jobim

Marry me!

Dalai Lama

Happiness is a new Gretel tabblo.

 

 

My granny

Crawl back under the rock you came from and leave my lil sis alone!!!

Brad Pitt

Get a life!

@ which

 age  did U

stop

believin

 in these

legends?

Tooth Fairy

When I fell and lost my tooth and all I got was a visit to the Emergency Room. Wah!

Santa Claus

What? A legend?

True love

Never!

G Spot

Please refer to Santa Claus answer.

Wot is da 1 thing your mother had told U, but U preferred not 2 tell your daughter??

Some day you will look like me.

U R 1 of my

favorite sisters.

Am I your fave,

or do U steal

prefer Letofie?

Gretel, you know

she is watching!!!

Oh, hi, Leftie!!

Sistahs fore-evah!

Wots your idea of paradise?

Well, since this is Da G Spot I won't get political. I can't answer that because I can't make up my mind! Sorry... Libra, you know.

Who would U like 2 take with U when U get there?

Tom Jobim...

Ok, ok,

I know he's not available,

but this is paradise!

Who R U shur U will never meet there?

My ex. Recent

and

past.

Lets play ping pong!

Hollywood

or

Zen

Paradise!

Bedroom

or

Den?

Studio!

"No way!"

or

"Amen..."?

Amen!

Barbie

or

Ken?

LOL! LOL!

"Stop!"

or

"Again!"?

Again!

 

Up date da proverbs and quotes:

 

A fruit doesnt fall far from da parade.

 

I can resist everything except champagne.

 

Don't put all your eggs in one frying pan.

 

The more I know men the more I like my Jobim CDs.

 

Sistahs are girl's best friends.

Which are the best things to do in Denver when you are not dead?

 

Great movie! Andy Garcia... Oh yeah!! Oh, sorry, I digress... Spending the day on my scooter taking photos of my great city, eating sushi at Sushi Den, going to Lola on Sundays for Brazilian music happy hour, watching the sunset over the rockies, browsing in the Tattered Cover bookstore... How long do I have?... Going to a concert at Red Rocks Ampahitheatre, having a cocktail at The Satire Lounge, riding my road bicycle up Vail Pass...

 

 

"The uncreative mind can spot wrong answers,

but it takes a very creative mind

to spot wrong questions”.

 

How did U like my wrong kwestshuns?

 

Gretel, I have to say that this is da best interview with me on Da G Spot ever!

Your questions are so wrong they are right! LOL LOL LOL

 

 

Thanx 4 this inter view, Pammie,  I...

Well, Gretel, my dear lil sis, I want to tell you what a pleasure it's been to be in da hot seat of  Da G Spot ...

Ok, Pammie, put a lid on it

...like I said earlier, you are my hero on Tabblo.  Or should I say sooper heerow? 

Pammie, pleez...

I can't imagine my leif without you in it. In fact...

Pammie, your time is over! 

...sometimes, when I am viewing one of your excellent tabblows, it's almost as if you have read my mind! It's like sycnchronicity and serendipity at their finest. So...

Buh bye!!!

... thank you for making me the honored guest (victim) of your show.  Now, back to that question about who is my favorite..

Listen, sistah, all right, all ready!!!

...you or Lefite.....are we off camera yet? 

CUT!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Makeup: Uncle Tony

Wardrobe: J. Travolta

Stage Assistant: Laura Finesse

Director: I'm indirectable LOL LOL LOL

Photos: Stolen, oops, copyrited by S.G.Miller Stolen Pics Inc.

Compliments, complains & donations: grtmiller@yahoo.com

All rights & lefts reserved 2007
COMMENTS
AliDar said at 3:27 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
I'd say you both are pretty wacked! LOL Great interview! ... don't know what the stuff about the wrong answers and questions is though, maybe I can figure it out after I've had some sleep. Pam I love your scooter! Talk to you some more when my brain is rested, Glad I caught the show ... uh oh, I think I just got a test pattern.......................... . . .
Janer said at 5:53 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Good thing i was just in time, saw da bomb show not on replay. You're both adorable! more! more! (:
Floridamolle said at 7:11 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
LOL!!! Da G-Spot is my favorite show on tabblo(w) This one though was almost impossible to read as the text is bleeding into everything and is on top of each other and is on the pictures!!!! The things I could read are hilarious and great. Hope it will be fixed so I can come back and read it again
Leftofcenter said at 7:16 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
oh man, someone has been brainstorming!!!!!!!!! sometimes I think Gretel invented DA G SPOT just to get to THIS interview with her FAVORITE sistah PAMMIE SPAMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YA LITTLE PEST??????? VERY tactful answer PAMMIE btw!!!! (you KNOW she's watching!!!) I mean with sistahs like U who needs FRENS????
of course she's the kewlest that Pammie, on her scooter, with her camera, just like Annie, I looove Annie too!! love this latest rendition of DA SPOT kudos Gretel although you look like you have the starring role in HAIRSPRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL- ok coffee.
Flinkfar said at 7:22 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
LOL! Great show, a bit chaotic, or maybe that's just the way you prefer to be :-) Nice to get to know Pamela a bit better, herresej scooter!!!!!
Floridamolle said at 9:41 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
LOL!!! You are soooo funny, love the exciting last lines, But Gretel why did you CUT!!!!!! Great interview LOL!!!
Pkeener said at 9:43 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Gretel. I thought I was going to get a preview of the content before your broadcast??? Naked Barbi and ken? Meg Ryan having her way on MY interview?? but I must say..you found the perfect picture of my exes..and I absolutely adore your new look. Who does your work? Can I get the number? As for favorites..well, leftie, you know the answer to that! you know Gretel carries Guadalupe in her purse!!
Klfillar said at 9:45 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
What great fun. OK, here is a stupid question. How do you see the show live and not on replay? Is there some sort of Tabblo feature I don't know about?
Decoy said at 10:05 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Great show Gretel! =)
Eduardo.affonso said at 10:41 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
I thought you wanted to be coherent when you used thad messed up layout for this interview... Well, I'm speechless. I had been waiting for this interview since your very first "G Spot", with our sistah Letofie. It was just a matter of time, I knew, and Pammie would be your victim, oops, your guest. The questions may be wrong, but the answers are always bright. And I'm so glad Pam mentions one of my favorite composers, Tom Jobim (who I'm listening right now!). Good one, Pammie! By the say, we share the same idea (concept?) of paradise.
Leftofcenter said at 11:09 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Jobim is DA BESS for sure, but he doesn't look anything like the picture above w/ the guitar, isn't that YOU Edu???
OK sistahs what happened after the CUT??????????????? who is your FAVORITE sistah again PAMMIE SPAMMIE??????? I don't trust u two togada.. lotsa mischief there, very very desafinado if u ask me...
Loes said at 11:18 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
LOL Great interview Gretel, well done!!!!!!
Pkeener said at 11:21 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
leftie..that will be in the "the AFTER da SHow" be sure to TIVO it now!! LOL LOL! Eduardo, are you saying that your idea of paradise is to be with Tom Jobim??? Desafinado..another fine song by my man, Tom. Hey Gretel, who's next??
Gretel said at 11:35 a.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Oh, Hi ever body! I am so ex hausted frum da last installment with my sistah, pammie spank. we had so many teknikul diffikulties, and i almst fired my entie produkshun team! it iz not eezy being a sooper star, beleeve me! LOL LOL! Letofie, be sure to watch after da show.it's called AFTERGLOW. I theen u will be surprized at da candid chat i had with r sis. as for da next victum (i mean GUEST) that iz a deliscious surprize and i cannot reveel the identity.. U all must stay tooned!
Leftofcenter said at 12:09 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
an AFTA SHO? r u serving cocktails & snacks? i'd love to hear about the "candid" chat you had with the big sis and what's up with the CHUCKY DOLL he's scary hope you don't bump into him ANYWHERE EVAH!!
Eduardo.affonso said at 12:10 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Nope, LETOFIE, that's Tom when he was younger (in the 60's, I guess). I wonder what happened after that "Cut!!!", too. I hope Gretel will never ask me to choose among the three of you, sistahs.

No, PAM, my idea of paradise involves Meg Ryan and that dish she ordered (I will never forget that scene!). Ok, having Tom Jobim as soundtrack would make it even better.

Hey, GRETEL, I heard through the grapevine that you'll soon interview a certain horse thief. Is that right? May I suggest you to interview your granny? She must be an outstanding person... Was that pic of hers (you used in this tabblo) taken recently? You have the same eyes!
Eduardo.affonso said at 12:13 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Oops, I forgot to comment that the photo of the G spot is the most accurate I've ever seen. I think I can discharge my GPS now...
Pkeener said at 1:32 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
and here i thought this was a G rated show!
Gretel said at 1:46 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
"Da X Spot" may B G rated, Pammie! My "G Point" will all ways B X rated! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 1:47 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Thanx, Annadecoy and Loes! Could U pleez B mor effusive in your next compliments? LOL LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 1:48 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Gretel! You are getting out of hand, as usual, and by the way, tell your Uncle Tony that I loved how he did my hair!!
Gretel said at 1:50 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Kimb dear, my show is all ways live! But it will B soon available olso on CD, DVD, cassette tapes, long playings and Betamax! LOL
Gretel said at 1:52 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
I cut da inter view, Anders, B4 I had to cut Pammies' head off! LOL
Gretel said at 1:53 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Flink Far, my layouts may B chaotic but my mind is much more!! LOL LOL LOL
Anjad said at 1:55 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
What can I say Gretel... it's all been said. Great show girl; you did it again!
Leftofcenter said at 1:55 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
effusive??? a new word for little sis?
Gretel said at 1:55 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Maraminsalamah, Jane-San!! U R adorable, 2! I have some mor projects 4 da future, da inter views R just da beginin... LOL
Gretel said at 2:06 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Pandatammy, off course were separeted @ birth cos I'm just 9teen and Pammie is, well, she is... lemme C, hmmmm, som weeks older than me LOL LOL But in a way we oll R siamese twins (me, Letofie, Cymon, Ed Weirdo & Pammie). We R family, I got oll my sistahs and brodas with me!
Gretel said at 2:08 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Alidarling, da stuff about wrong kwestshuns is a private joke between me and Pammie. By da way, is your brain all ready rested? Mine has been awake for the past 19 years LOL May B dats why its not working any mor! LOL LOL LOL
Leftofcenter said at 2:12 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
ok now I know: you look like John Travolta in HAIRSPRAY (he's da moda of da little chubby girl) is this going to be your new look??? (u should, the moustache...)
Gretel said at 2:21 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Haven't U noticed dat my nu looks get old evry week? I am not attached 2 fashun, I am wot I am, I am da best and God save da rest LOL John Un'Altra Volta (again, again!) is my cousin, and his source of inspiration 4 this movie was... me. So, he looks like me, not the inverse. As for the moustache... I think my granny borrowed my Brazilian wax kit again. Grrrrrrranny!!!
Leftofcenter said at 2:23 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
PAMMIE!!!!!!!!! da little sistah is out of control again, help!!
Karmaplace said at 2:33 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Fun read. Great Q&A's...loved it. What an interesting group of people you all are.
Gretel said at 2:33 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Sing with me, sistah:

Where should I go? wot should I do?
I dont understan wot U want from me
I'm spinnin out of control, out of control
I'm spinnin out of control, out of control LOL LOL

(I'm just like Bush's foreign policy!! LOL LOL LOL)
Gretel said at 2:35 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Hi, Karma Chamaleon! Join da gang!!
Leftofcenter said at 2:35 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Boy George!
Gretel said at 2:40 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Lets sing!

Im a girl with out convicshun
Im a girl who doesnt know
How to sell a contradicshun
I come and go
I come and go!!
Pkeener said at 2:50 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
come a come come-ma coma comelion! Somebody turn her off and hide the key!!!!!
Pkeener said at 2:52 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
karma place..you don't even know the half of it!!! Hey sis, I'm here! Sooper Heerow, twin sistahs unite..you got that Gretel?? I said TWIN sistahs..not tripluts..that's you and Cymon and Dualdo,-Ed Wierdo..
Pkeener said at 2:53 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Gretel..INDIRECTABLE is right!
AliDar said at 2:59 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
LOL! yep, I'm rested, but it takes me at least a couple of hours to wake up, I'm not usually fully awake until after the sunsets! <grin> ... I'm just enjoying all the crarazee comments that your work inspires! We all need some of that in our lives, goes toward the balance that Pammie likes to have. :) Tabblo needs you, Gretel!
Thanks for the explanashun about the wrong kwestshuns, I was starting to think that I didn't meet the low end IQ requirements to view this tabblo! LOL!
Gretel said at 3:04 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
I'm indirectabel, inproducebel, inassistabel and virtualy impossibel! LOL LOL
AliDar said at 3:17 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
You forgot: imperceptible, Inconceivable, indescribable, incorrigible, inexcusable, and indispensable!
Leftofcenter said at 3:19 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
DAR please do NOT encourage the bleached hair little pest!!! :)
Gretel said at 3:36 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Keep encouraging me, Dar-ling! I need your support! I'm not bleached haired any mor. My hair now matches with my moustache: it's brown and naturally curled LOL LOL LOL Yes, I am all dat and also: inpredictabel, ingovernabel, inmaneageabel and intractabel! LOL LOL Just like my sis Letofie!!! LOL LOL LOL
Leftofcenter said at 3:41 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
intractabel sounds kinky..
AliDar said at 3:53 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Huh, I have brown and grey hair, but my moustache is black.... You must colour yours, that is, when your not waxing, of course. Ouch! LOL!
Pkeener said at 4:02 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Dar!! great to have you reviewing my finest hour! Gretel is a pest, Leftie, but I haff 2 bee nice to her 4 one more day! Otherwise, she will roast me on the AFTERGLOW
Leftofcenter said at 4:06 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
ok you hold her down, i'll tickle her (chubby) toes, we can do it sistah!!
Leftofcenter said at 4:07 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
wot happens when u click by accident on the FLAG THIS TABBLO blue line?? oops...
Gretel said at 4:22 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Try it, Letofie, and you'll know exactly how a bombwoman feels when she pushes dat red button on her belly LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 4:26 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
We must make a group called "Moustashes", Ali-DARK! A place 4 us to share private tabblows... LOL Gray, black, brown, blenched moustashes, unite!! LOL
Rheap said at 4:54 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
This is excellent Gretel..
AliDar said at 6:15 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Hey Pam I enjoyed getting to know you through Gretel's interview! Loved your answers, although I admit, I don't know what half the questions meant! LOL Your personality seems to suite your family's motto too; a kitten when happy, but ferocious in battle! :) Lefty I can't help but incourage Gretel, I love this stuff! Gretel how about chin hairs; we can't forget those! LOL
Gretel said at 6:21 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Ali-DARK (I'll never 4get your black moustache LOL), my mommy and my granny have thick chin hairs, I don't. Not yet, at least LOL LOL. Da questions R about no thing and evry thing. U say U didn't understand half da questions. U R way beddar than me: I didnt understand any LOL LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 6:21 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Thanks Dar, I don't know what half the Kwestshuns or answers mean either!! yes, i live up to my motto! hey Gretel, love yr new avatar!! It seems that maybe you have had a few microdermabrasion sessions!
Leftofcenter said at 6:27 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
finally she listens to the wiser sistah!! new avatar, tabblo men HERE SHE COMES!!!
Pkeener said at 6:36 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
the wiser, but not FAVORITE
Pkeener said at 6:36 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
LOL LOL
Leftofcenter said at 6:37 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
WOT???????????????? boxing gloves smiley here!!!
Leftofcenter said at 6:38 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
i'm 2 hours ahead of u = 3 glasses of vino ahead of u!!!
Pkeener said at 6:44 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
foot pushin down smiley..you do not intimidate me, sis..read Dar's comment above..
Gretel said at 6:45 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Yes, I got sunburnt, and Uncle Tony couldn't make any miracle LOL "Microdermabrasion"?? Wow, hope I'll find a way 2 use this nu word tonite, when Duwayne will take me and my granny 2 da Polka Jamboree LOL LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 6:49 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
DUWAYNE??????? well, the Polka Jamborie will be fun. I am glad you are finding a way to relax and get away from all of da pressure you must have, now that you are a sooper star..Thanks to me, i might add. I saw the Ratings..it's da best G spot yet!!!
Leftofcenter said at 6:50 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
MOVE OVA Gretel, sistah wants to fight with me!!! FEROCIOUS IN BATTLE OH YA?????? drowning smiley here and i'm bringin my brodas 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTACK PAMMIE ON HER YELLOW SCOOTER!!!
Leftofcenter said at 6:51 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
wot r we fightin over again?
Pkeener said at 7:09 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
like all wars..who remembers?? let's forgedaboudit...Gretel's affection is not worth it. She's a pest remember?
AliDar said at 7:19 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
OH OH! .. Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned my mushtash. Knowledge like that in Gretels hands can be dangerous indeed! LOL What's this I'm hearing about After Glow? Is it going to be another Tabblo, or is it just referring to the good feeling you have after everyone has visited your G Spot? (trying hard to ignore the the cat fight to my left, ... now who's outa control!;)LOL
Leftofcenter said at 7:37 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Gretel honey, tell me DAR is your next victim??????? jumping up and down smiley here LOL LOL
DVP said at 7:48 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Holy guacamole batman! Scooters, champagne cameras and all... Great googlymoogly this was fun.
AliDar said at 8:35 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Lefty, I can't be her next victum, she's got more important tabblowers to intervue befor me, like for instance, her twin brodas Cymon and Edwardo......
Peggysuew said at 9:04 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
GIRLS, i can't believe what i have just read - shame on you...SIS A - who needs them anyway. I am still here for you - the loving, but nutty, sistah. Gretel, you better behave or i'll come over there and you won't like it!!! BUT, i really did enjoy the tabblo very much - except the white on pink - difficult to see it (maybe because i'm so much older than you gretel) SO, respect your elders and GET A GRIP GIRL!!! btw, the pic of the sunset and the mountains - my favorite things...and PAMELA - what the heck is up with you and gretel lately....man oh man..
Pkeener said at 10:02 p.m. on Aug 31, 2007:
Hey Peg! another Sistah in da house!
SterlingGray said at 1:23 a.m. on Sep 1, 2007:
Another great interview Gretel - As I said before, you are too funny. I just love seeing my e-mail with a new Tabblo from you - no matter what is going on, I know I am going to be laughing for the next hour.
Pkeener said at 9:13 a.m. on Sep 1, 2007:
rights and lefts???
Shenresi said at 9:47 a.m. on Sep 1, 2007:
very nice ceazy, I love your interviews, they are very funny- great stuff -
Love2laugh said at 11:10 a.m. on Sep 1, 2007:
Well I'm kind of late to this interview... but it's another classic. :) WHAT A HOOOOOOT !!!
Patgf58 said at 1:07 p.m. on Sep 1, 2007:
I'm sorta late also but love the Tab and espeecially the discussion after the show. Greta Keep up the absolutely hilariously funny G-Spot. As for the white on pink? I think those older folks with the bad eyes should see their optomotrist. Hold on my reading glasses are foggin up I'm laughing so hard.Pam, you seem suprised about naked barbies? I have an adult daughter and one thats just finishing w/ the Barbie thang and cant remember ever seeing them w/ clothes on outside of the package LOL! Another classic by all.
Bxrgirl27 said at 4:46 p.m. on Sep 1, 2007:
79 comments already Gretel! Girl you sure do know how to get some "buzz" going w/Da G Spot! Hee hee!!!! (There is a little joke in that ~wink wink~ What fun it is getting to know all your guests a little better! Pam - looks like you have a good time in Denver - sounds like even more fun when you're not dead too! Keep up the good work Gretel, Girl!
Gretel said at 9:03 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
80 comments all ready, Laura Boxer!! I hope my "G Spot" will provide lots of fun not only 2 me but olso 2 oll my frends LOL LOL
Gretel said at 9:07 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Hi, Patfanley! Thanx 4 makin this inter view 1 of your favorites! My next inter view will be white on white, made 4 your sharp eyes only LOL LOL
Gretel said at 9:11 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Hallo, Angela! Du bist immer ferspätet LOL LOL Wake up earlier next time!
Gretel said at 9:13 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Have U been sleeping 2 much lately, Sheilaff? LOL Beddar late dan never! LOL LOL Wots "hooooot", Pammie or me??
Gretel said at 9:15 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Hi, Starlet Gray! I hope I'll keep your mail box full of invitashuns 4 my inter views. And dats just da begining! LOL
Gretel said at 9:16 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Yeap, Pammie: rights and lefts reserved. Omygosh, I forgot the centers!!! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 9:25 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Peggy Sue, U know U R my favorite stepsis (LOL LOL), and U know I'll B very happy if you ever come over here - but I can't forget wot I said 2 my grandma Greta (daddy's mom) when she was about 2 die:

"I'll never behave myself again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, make interviews or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never behave myself again."

LOL LOL LOL Lifes 2 short 2 B taken seriously!!
Gretel said at 9:33 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Hi, Destiny VP (very poor? vam pire? LOL LOL), I knew evrybody would envy Pammies luxurious and excentric way of life: scooter, champagne, naked Ken & Santa Claus... LOL LOL By da way, I luv holy guacamole! With lots of damned tabasco LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 9:35 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
AliDark Darling, I have all ready invited both Ed Weirdo and Cymon Ninja but they seem 2 B (or just pretend 2 B) busy guys and never agreed. I think I'm gonna fire them and addopt Anders and Patfanley as my nu tripluts, wot do U think? LOL
Gretel said at 9:36 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Hi Pammie, hi Letofie. Did U stop fightin or just killed eech other? LOL LOL LOL
Leftofcenter said at 10:52 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
we'll fight over Han Solo and the last guacamole nacho but NOT ova da little pest, let's sing sistah:
we are family....... :)
Gretel said at 11:13 a.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
I got oll my sisters with me
We R family
Get up evrybody and sing...
Liliana said at 1:31 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Pam... finally you have your super-interview!!!!! It was funny to take part in, wasn´t it? Now, you are known over the World... All the peole know about your "real life" ;) .
Gretel, I see you are very politically correct, now!! Are you taking classes with Clinton, Bush, Osama or who????
AliDar said at 2:07 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
LOL! I didn't know you could fire family! ... Maybe you could just have a really large extend one! They do say the best families are the ones you choose to make yourself! :) Anders seems a good choice for a bruda, but he's been a bit moodly lately... maybe he's been experiencing the male version of a peery id though, so the two of you should be perfectly in synch as far as the moon goes! LOL! Patty seems a very nice fellow also, and he does love dogs! :)
Love2laugh said at 2:16 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Gretel .. not sleeping. In-laws are in town. I still call them in-laws even though my hubby died almost 18 years ago. So they've been keeping me busy. "HOOOOT" ... means.. what a kick... what a laugh.. or something like that. :)
Gretel said at 2:17 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Me, Sooper Lilly, being politically correct? LOL LOL Ok, I promise I'll be a real pest when I inter view you! LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 2:21 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Of course we can fire family, AliDark! Have U never fired a broda or a mother-in-law B4? LOL My brodas and sistahs must love dogs (cos of Butch - I finally remember his name! LOL) and cats (because of my cat Steven and my cat Blanchette). They must also love old crazy ladies (cos of my granny) and..., well, dats enaff. Do U love dogs, cats and old crazy ladies? U could B my sistahs, or at least my cousins... LOL
Gretel said at 2:34 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Oh, sorry, Sheilaff... I thought you meant "HOT" with looooooooots of OOOOOOO! LOOOOOL LOOOOOOL Once in-law, in-law forever - even when they R outlaw, like Duwaynes parents! LOL LOL LOL
Liliana said at 2:48 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Keep on walking, Gretel ... to the super-politically-correction, ha, ha!!!!! Yes, I think that in the begining you were more... natural, simple...? It seems that you are thinking a lot now, as you were not so "wild" like some month before... But it is because of your new family: you are in contact with a new world, other people, other languages, other cultures... Now you maybe will know who is Tom Jobim, where is Sweden, what a scooter is... it is great for your mind!!
AliDar said at 2:54 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Nope, I've never fired anyone, although I've been fired by my broda, he doesn't agree with my choices of family. I'd be honoured to be considered as part of yours, in whatever role you chose to place me in; you seem a sistah to me anyway, but I would never assume to call myself that without your consent .... Of course I love dogs and cats! :) and as far as crazy old ladies go, well some would consider me one! ... cept I wouldn't go as far as to call me a lady! LOL
Liliana said at 2:56 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
By the way, where have you found the Tom Jobim photos...? He looks a little like your brother Ed Wardo, don´t you think...? Sorry, now you can´t compare with his avatar... because he turned into ... Brazilian coffee!!!!! Yes, you change your styles (good!!!) but he changes totally (well, he´s a superhero...!). Are you asking me how I know it is Brazilian coffeee? Elemental, dear Stella Gretel, elenental: it has a heart !!!!
Peggysuew said at 3:22 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
hey G-Brat - well, now that you put it that way, i'll forgive you for misbehavin, but it seemed like you and pammie were ganging up on my big sis A, so i had to defend and honor !! and misbehavin can be MUCH fun. sorry about the delay in getting back to you, but i was out with etta james, al green, and bb king last night at red rocks - what a beautiful night under the moon and stars in the mountains!!! :) :)
Gretel said at 3:32 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Peggysue, did you reelly go 2 da Redrocks 2 lissen 2 Etta, Al and BB da King? Wow!! R they making a national tour? Hope they will make a show close to my trailer, down here in Arkansas LOL Hope they will invite Al Berta Hunter, Al Jolson, Charlie Parker and Chucky Berry 2 play with them when they come here. Did U take our sistah Pammie with you? She loves rap, she would be delighted LOL LOL
Gretel said at 3:38 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
U R sistah now, Dar! And Ali is my sistah-in-law! Or both R my sistahs, and both R either my sistahs in-law! Or my sistahs-in-LOL... LOL LOL LOL So my brodah-in-law fired you? Poor kid, he probably didnt know how 2 deal with da word "freedom of choice". We cant choose our names nor our parents, but we R free 2 choose those who we love (and those who we hate, of course LOL). Oll my sistahs R ladies, oll my brodas R gentel men - no matter how crazy they might B!
Gretel said at 3:43 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Yes, Lilly Anna, I'm getting older (as time goes bye...LOL) and peeple R teachin me how to behave, what 2 say, what not 2 mention. Is dat bad? Since I started tabblowing I've bean learning many languages (like Swedish, Argentinean, Canadian) and even my English is gettin beddar... LOL I found da Jobim photos on da net. I had never heard of him, twas Pammie who introduced me to dat rhythm (guess its called "new boss" cos of him! LOL). I haven't heard from Ed Weirdo 4 a long time. He and Cymon seem 2 B buzzy men. Os just lazzy, dunno. Does Brazilian coffee have heart? LOL! What does Brazilian tea have? Kidney? LOL LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 3:47 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Wow! What an AFTERGLOW SHOW. These comments are way more interesting than me!! Gretel, my sis Peggy did NOT ask me to Red Rocks to see this excellent concert..she is a brat, just like you, but I have learned to love her like a sistah, Oh wait a minute! She IS a sistah. LOL LOL. Liliana! you are so right. Gretel ha been changing right before our very eyes. I think her new idol is Paris Hilton, or Lindsay Loham..she certainly seems to be going down that path, and Ed Ward, Dualdo, does look a lot like Jobim! hmmm. All that Brazilian blood, I guess...Dar, well come to da famly..Hey A! Love your new look! It's Beautifu-Hi Sheila, it's about time you showed up for my interview!!
Leftofcenter said at 3:47 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
shut up Gretel, BB KING rap!!!!!!!!!! thats almost sacrilegious!! But your comment about freedom of choice is pretty darn good, I'd ALMOST vote for you, it's just that moustache...
hey Peggy, that sounds like an amazing outdoor concert, wow!! where is Pammie btw???
Leftofcenter said at 3:50 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
hey twin sistah! we were writing at the same time!! I'm in PINK cause you are, and so is Gretel and so is the frenchie with the shades, i thought it was a rule i had to follow????
Pkeener said at 4:00 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
We are United and In Da Pink!!
Liliana said at 4:10 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Hi, Pam!!! I don´t think Tom Jobim seems like Eduardo but yes he looks similar in one of this photos! I saw it and remembered some (not very news, I have to confess) pics of "our" brother...
It is so amazing, Gretel, that you have learned about the "bossa nova" ("new boss"!!!!!). Please, don´t think it is the "cosa nostra", this is other thing...
About Brazilian tea... I don´t know if t is very famous. They has a very exclusive and expensive tea, you can only find in selected "tea boutiques", called "Leao" (lion)... So, I think this tea has kidneys, nose, brain, lung... Sorry! I was my cup of tea waiting for me!!!!
AliDar said at 4:21 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Hey Gretel; I love Sistah in LOL! LOL! Yea! I've been adopted! ... You don't have to worry about calling my brodah an inlaw, I just fired him! Okay, now I can sing. ... We are family, I got all my sistahs wiff me.
(he he)
Love2laugh said at 4:23 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
I know Pammie .... been on the run for a few days and still a couple more. I barely have time to see what's been going on. LOL. They are on the way back over her from the hotel.... so you won't be seeing me again for awhile. :) I'll catch up when I can though... LOL
Love2laugh said at 4:25 p.m. on Sep 2, 2007:
Gretel.. LOL... Maybe secretly you just wanted it to be HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT like you were with Duwayne... LOL but that word sounds like TOOT.. hahahaha.. with an H in front. Don't think it smells like one though. hahahahaha....
Gretel said at 7:48 a.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
Sheilaff, its sooo cold with Duwayne... sigh Otherwise I wouldn't be still extra virgin LOL LOL Well, I feel like a hyena now: living in the garbage, having sex once in a lifetime and laffing anyway LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:04 a.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
Well come 2 our virtual trailer, Ali & Dar! Now you may sing "We are adotpive family! I got oll my setpsistahs with me" LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:08 a.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
Pammie, I was fond of Janis Joplin, who reminds me of my mom (alcoholic coma, wild sex, drug overdose, bad haircut, U know wot I mean). Now, my idol is Paris Hilton! She has a nice hair style at least LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 8:11 a.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
Pink is my fave color by now. But my fave colors last no more than a few days LOL Letofie, be prepared to wear purple & orange next week LOL LOL
Gretel said at 12:59 p.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
Is da afterglow over?? So soon??? It was supposed 2 last until da next tabblow! LOL
Pkeener said at 1:14 p.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
The Afterglow will now linger on only in memory. But what a memory!!
Gretel said at 1:44 p.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
I want an everlasting afterglow!! Short afterglows R perfect for regular G spots, not 2 "Da G Spot". So much effort, so little effect... Dats not fair! (Well, being favorited 5 times and having 119 comments - 100 R mine! LOL - is not bad at oll)
Pkeener said at 2:13 p.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
Gretel. i am all for continuing this afterglow, i have the day off and plenty of time..but i think our audience has gone back to reality
AliDar said at 2:53 p.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
LOL! if the afterglow lasted forever we'd all just be walking around wiff silly grins on our faces and wouldn't get anything done. ... But then again, we wouldn't care! LOL
Gretel said at 3:22 p.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
I wouldn't either!! LOL Well, I'm extravirgin so this is da only afterglow I've ever had. Is "da real thing" dat good, 2 keep U walking around with silly grins on your face? Wow, I must try it! With or without Duwayne!! LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 10:38 p.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
Yes, Dar...it's a conundrum, isn't it? Gretel..try it WITHOUT Duwane..trust your big sis on this one, k sweetie?
Peggysuew said at 11:50 p.m. on Sep 3, 2007:
i LOVE silly grins :) the more the merrier i say..uh, i guess i should say welcome to the family dar - do you dare? it can get pretty neurotic around here at times!! :) but wot the hell wot the hell(quoting either archy or mehitable) :) yes, the concert was awesome!! pammie was my second - had to ask my "friend" first :) what else could go along with all that but a fine lookin man?? never want to turn down those opportunities of silly grins :) - listen G-Brat when you get older you will appreciate the finer things in life - take it from this big sistah too - we know what we're talking about!! huh big sistahs? :) :) looking forward to your next gspot :) :) by the way, what's reality?
Siagian said at 2:43 a.m. on Sep 4, 2007:
Gettie! WOW! what a show! sorry i missed the live interview though as i was out of town. But i did Givo it so i didnt miss a thing! LOL! ...my sides are still aching! LOL LOL LOL i must say your show is a "must-see". so where do you get your inspiration? Oprah? Larry King? Tim Russert? your G-spot interviews are right on target! PAM: nice work taking charge and keeping her off balance!!! =)
AliDar said at 3:31 a.m. on Sep 4, 2007:
Thanks for the welcome Peggysue! yep I dare. <grin> wot the heck eh? LOL :)
Gretel said at 7:52 a.m. on Sep 4, 2007:
Woody, my inspirashun comes from my granny's garden! LOL LOL LOL
Liliana said at 9:11 p.m. on Sep 4, 2007:
Ha, ha, Gretel, in this case, in Spanish "inspiration" (inspiración) maybe could have two meanings!!!!!
Pkeener said at 11:09 p.m. on Sep 4, 2007:
Hi Liliana! whhat's er I mean Wots the second meaning?? Woody! so glad you could Givo the show! I was at my bestest, don't you think?? I like the nic Peggy gave you, Gretel..G-brat is perfect!!!
ViqiFrench said at 11:59 p.m. on Sep 5, 2007:
That's the best interview on the Internet! lol
Gretel said at 7:25 a.m. on Sep 6, 2007:
Thanx, Viqi, but in my humble opinion its da best inter view in da Milk Way! LOL LOL LOL
Pkeener said at 3:21 p.m. on Sep 7, 2007:
well, i am not ne to brag..but..the best interview in Alpha Centori is more like it..
GryphonHeart said at 5:14 p.m. on Sep 9, 2007:
OMGosh!!!! This is really AWESOMELY DONE!!!
Aw.... when will I be next? can i can i, but i'm very busy lately. (oops, I shouldn't say that, cos I could be next).... ;P
Love all things here deary. Well done well done. I guess the interview was a rock and roll event? Lol Lol Lol!!!
Sorry I have to catch a rerun, not "live". Been so busy at work no time for much things around.
Thank you lil Sista for the wonderful, most colourful show. I'm gonna catch another Rerun from Alidar now. Cya there. ;P
NavyMom said at 9:33 p.m. on Sep 9, 2007:
there is still one unanswered question: would Pam have a 'native' or 'non native' bumpersticker on her car? those were sooooooo popular in the 1980's. but dear me, i am almost admitting my age. and gretel, your hair doo looks like a photo of me taken at my prom. my daugther ransacked my photo albums and took a few home w/ her after our Nebraska trip.
GryphonHeart said at 10:03 p.m. on Sep 9, 2007:
lol momzy, i guessed you'd have tis style too, great isn't it... lol!!!

P.S.>>> thanx Pammie for sharing with us you life. ;P
Pkeener said at 11:04 a.m. on Sep 10, 2007:
HI CYmon and SHirl. Shirl..i do remember those bumper stickers!! but i would have to display the NONnative one. I was a military brat til the age of 7 and then my dad moved us around (even more often than the Army did!!!) til i was 10..but these days, it's honory native status! I was here before the 16th Street Mall and LoDo was ever thought of and i25 was called the "Valley Highway"!
Gretel said at 1:30 p.m. on Sep 12, 2007:
ok Pammie. u haff sed enuff!! it IZ MY show.
UrbanParadoxes said at 12:32 p.m. on Sep 15, 2007:
Hey ... Pammie's a friend of mine! But the stuff I didn't know about her ... wow! Thanks for letting us see the "Real Pammie."
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