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What I Want

 

So my birthday's coming up. Let's not make a big deal out of it, okay?

 

Here's what I want, in no particular order. & if you don't get me anything, that's totally fine, because I have too much junk as it is. Not that your gift is junk. But y'know.

 

Yeah.

 

If you're definitely getting me something from here, contact Sylvea. Even though 5 George Clooneys would be very nice.

 
Crotch. $0.00.
 
Bunny tee. $15. Forever 21.
 
George Clooney. $5 billion.
 
Grafuck. $20? SFMOMA. (google it.)
 
Unicorn playset. $13. mcphee.com.
 
Just kidding.
 
Firefox T. $20.
 
The Ring. DVD.
 
DVD.
 
Angelina Jolie.
 
"This Lullaby" by Sarah Dessen. $15? Borders.
 
Angelina Jolie. $5 billion trillion.

There's more, but either I can't think of the item, or I don't have a picture.

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, you don't have to buy me anything at all.

 

Don't feel obligated.

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes the best gifts can't be bought in a store. (Is George Clooney available at Target? I think not.)

 

 

Just write me something.

 

 

Tell me if I'm a no good ca-ca. Or whatever.

 

 

6th of June, y'all.

 

 
COMMENTS
Elmar said at 3:17 p.m. on May 29, 2006:
where do i have to ship it ?? nice idea.... greetings - e.
Eightbits said at 3:41 p.m. on Jun 1, 2006:
I give for you the wings. But i'll can't fly anymore.
Sein said at 1:18 a.m. on Jun 6, 2006:
happy birthday,amy.
Siagian said at 4:47 a.m. on Aug 8, 2006:
laughing out loud...priceless. =)
Rain said at 12:28 a.m. on Aug 18, 2006:
So very creative!
Akeke said at 3:02 a.m. on Sep 27, 2006:
Love it ! ;-))
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